An elderly man in Mumbai
calls his son in New York and says, 'I hate to ruin
your day son, but I have to
tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35
years of marriage...
and that much misery is enough!'

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the
son screams.

'We can't stand the sight of each other any
longer,' the old
man says.

'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of
talking about this,
so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'

Frantic, the son
calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

'Like heck they're getting
divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of
this.'

She calls Mumbai
immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not
getting divorced. Don't do
a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my
brother back, and we'll both be
there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a thing, DO YOU
HEAR??' and she hangs up.


The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
'Okay', he says,
'It's all set. They're both coming for our
anniversary and paying

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