How Dirty Is Your Mind?i

oMaNi_AsLi · 4 سبتمبر 2005، 16:58

Hey Guyz! Got Some Brain-Teasers For Ya'll! So I Want Answer

1)
When I Go In I Might Cause A Pain. I Cause You To
Spit But Ask You To Swallow. I Can Fill Your Hole. What Am I?i

2)
A Finger Goes In Me. You Fiddle With Me When You're Bored
The Best Man Always Has Me First. What Am I?i

3)
I Go In Hard. I Come Out Soft
You Blow Me Hard. What Am I?i

4)
Im At Least 6 Inches Long
I Leave Foamy Lubrication When Im Engaged With My Job. What Am I?i

5)
I'm Spread Before I'm Eaten
Your Tongue Gets Me Off. People Sometimes Like to Lick My Nuts. What Am I ?i

6)
All Day Long It's In And Out
I Discharge Loads From My Shaft. Both Men And Women Go Down On Me. What Am I?i

7)
I Come In Many Sizes. When I'm Not Well, I Drip
When You Blow Me You Feel Good. What Am I?i

If I Miss, I Hit Your Bush. Its My Job To Stuff Your Box
. When I come, Its News. What Am I?i

9)
I Offer Protection. I Get The Finger Ten Times
You Use Your Fingers To Get Me Off. What Am I??i

HeHeHe!!! Have Fun!!!!! .......

Mrs.Unfaithful · 5 سبتمبر 2005، 12:15

Hmmmm... Are you really asking for answers???s

hehehe.. lets see

1)
When I Go In I Might Cause A Pain. I Cause You To
Spit But Ask You To Swallow. I Can Fill Your Hole. What Am I?i

Dentist ?s

I'm Spread Before I'm Eaten
Your Tongue Gets Me Off. People Sometimes Like to Lick My Nuts. What Am I ?i

Peanut butter ?s

All Day Long It's In And Out
I Discharge Loads From My Shaft. Both Men And Women Go Down On Me. What Am I?i

Train ?s

If I Miss, I Hit Your Bush. Its My Job To Stuff Your Box
. When I come, Its News. What Am I?i

The morning Paper?s

I Offer Protection. I Get The Finger Ten Times
You Use Your Fingers To Get Me Off. What Am I??i

Gloves ?s

I couldnt think of anything about the rest of the questions!!!!i

oMaNi_AsLi · 5 سبتمبر 2005، 14:42

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Thank u MrsUnfaithful ,nice try
u got them write except one but
hope u didnt got somewhere

anyway...u can find all the answers in google

this reminds me of something happened in my uni many years ago
during anatomy exam the teacher asked which
muscle in particular conditions can get bigger 6 times than normal
the girl after few moments of embarassment answered penis.i

teacher answered "miss, congratulations to your boyfriend
but the answer is in the eye so am afraid you'll have to repeat the exam"

Here is the answers:i

1. Is A Dentist
2. Is A Wedding Ring
3. Is A Gum
4. Toothbrush
5. Peanut Butter
6. Elevator
7. Nose
8. Newspaper Boy
9. Gloves

R.E · 5 سبتمبر 2005، 16:50

hi

weeeee

i did not have the chance to answer

may be next time..

oMaNi_AsLi · 5 سبتمبر 2005، 17:56

im so sorry R.E
but i put the topic from yesterday
and no body answered except moderator
and i had to put the answers

عشوووقة · 30 سبتمبر 2005، 17:05

i have to clue

التنين الاحمر · 30 سبتمبر 2005، 17:28

holy Sh!t

my mind is dirty
$$t

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