A millionaire threw a magnificent party for his many
friends. Only one thing was bothering everyone, his very
large pool was filled with alligators. Towards the end
of the evening he stood before a podium and announced to
his guests, "The first person that swims across this
pool will get a million dollars!" He then stepped
back and waited for a response. No one responded, so he
made another offer "I’ll give the first person a million
dollars and my mansion." Once again he stepped back and
waited. Finally he said, "I’ll give you a million
dollars, my mansion, and a choice between my Corvette or
Lamborghini". Suddenly he heard a splash, turned to see
a man swimming across the pool hitting one alligator up
side the head, wrestling one after the other. With lots
of luck the man reached the other end of the pool, he
climbed out at the millionaire’s feet. The millionaire
congratulated him and invited him up to his office to
receive his awards. When they got to his office the
millionaire asked, "what do you want, the Corvette or
Lamborghini?" The man replied ... "I want the jerk that
pushed me into the pool!!"
miss perfect
friends. Only one thing was bothering everyone, his very
large pool was filled with alligators. Towards the end
of the evening he stood before a podium and announced to
his guests, "The first person that swims across this
pool will get a million dollars!" He then stepped
back and waited for a response. No one responded, so he
made another offer "I’ll give the first person a million
dollars and my mansion." Once again he stepped back and
waited. Finally he said, "I’ll give you a million
dollars, my mansion, and a choice between my Corvette or
Lamborghini". Suddenly he heard a splash, turned to see
a man swimming across the pool hitting one alligator up
side the head, wrestling one after the other. With lots
of luck the man reached the other end of the pool, he
climbed out at the millionaire’s feet. The millionaire
congratulated him and invited him up to his office to
receive his awards. When they got to his office the
millionaire asked, "what do you want, the Corvette or
Lamborghini?" The man replied ... "I want the jerk that
pushed me into the pool!!"
miss perfect
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