Things on the love landscape sure have changed over
>>the years...
>>
>>SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER
>>
>>Dearest laila ,
>>
>>I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in
>>love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 2001.
>>
>>With reference to the meeting held between us on the
>>17th of August 2001 at 1500 hours, I would like to
>>present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair
>>would be on probation for a period of no less than
>>three months and depending on compatibility, would be
>>made permanent.
>>
>>Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be
>>continuous relationship training and relationship
>>appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover
>>to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and
>>entertainment would initially be shared equally
>>between us. Later, based on your performance, I might
>>take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am
>>broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your
>>expense account.
>>
>>I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of
>>receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would
>>be canceled without further notice and I shall be
>>considering someone else. I would be happy, if you
>>could forward this letter to your sister, if you do
>>not wish to take up this offer.
>>
>>Thanking you in anticipation.
>yours sincerly ahmed
>>
>>
>>
>>MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER
>>
>> ,dear ahmed
>>
>>Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased
>>to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for
>>romance.
>>
>>However, you should be informed that there are certain
>>conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to
>>my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to
>>your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous.
>>
>>I also need to be assured that there is sufficient
>>security with regards to this commitment. If there is
>>any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent
>>disinterest on your part, then I should receive
>>monetary compensation according to union standards.
>>
>>Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will
>>agree that an expense account should be arranged for
>>my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be
>>entertaining. In addition, housing and transport
>>allowances should be in order and nothing less than a
>>Jaguar is in order.
>>
>>Please also note that there should be no moonlighting
>>restrictions placed on myself. If you are still
>>interested in the relationship, please reply on an
>>urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent
>>indications of interest.
>>
>>Please also note that my sister is happily employed.
>>
>>, !yours perhaps laila
>>the years...
>>
>>SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER
>>
>>Dearest laila ,
>>
>>I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in
>>love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 2001.
>>
>>With reference to the meeting held between us on the
>>17th of August 2001 at 1500 hours, I would like to
>>present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair
>>would be on probation for a period of no less than
>>three months and depending on compatibility, would be
>>made permanent.
>>
>>Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be
>>continuous relationship training and relationship
>>appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover
>>to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and
>>entertainment would initially be shared equally
>>between us. Later, based on your performance, I might
>>take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am
>>broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your
>>expense account.
>>
>>I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of
>>receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would
>>be canceled without further notice and I shall be
>>considering someone else. I would be happy, if you
>>could forward this letter to your sister, if you do
>>not wish to take up this offer.
>>
>>Thanking you in anticipation.
>yours sincerly ahmed
>>
>>
>>
>>MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER
>>
>> ,dear ahmed
>>
>>Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased
>>to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for
>>romance.
>>
>>However, you should be informed that there are certain
>>conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to
>>my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to
>>your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous.
>>
>>I also need to be assured that there is sufficient
>>security with regards to this commitment. If there is
>>any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent
>>disinterest on your part, then I should receive
>>monetary compensation according to union standards.
>>
>>Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will
>>agree that an expense account should be arranged for
>>my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be
>>entertaining. In addition, housing and transport
>>allowances should be in order and nothing less than a
>>Jaguar is in order.
>>
>>Please also note that there should be no moonlighting
>>restrictions placed on myself. If you are still
>>interested in the relationship, please reply on an
>>urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent
>>indications of interest.
>>
>>Please also note that my sister is happily employed.
>>
>>, !yours perhaps laila
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