Be happy
Be friendly
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A) Hey , man ! please call me a taxi .
B) Yes, sir. You are a taxi
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The teacher
Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student
I walk. You walk …
The teacher interrupts him
Quicker pleas…
The student ; I run . you run ……
Pupil ;" would you punish me for something I did not do
TEACHER: " of course not "
PUPIL: "good, because I have not done my home work
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A TEACHER ASKED A STUDENT TO WRITE 55.
Student asked: How?
THE TEACHER :Write 5 and beside it another 5 !
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
TEACHER : What are you waiting for ?
Student : I do not know which side to write the other 5 .
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Teacher ; why are you late?
Student : There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill .
Teacher: That’s nice .were you helping him look for it ?
Student: No, I was standing on it .
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Customer : Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress ; Oh , that’s Okey . The soup isn’t hot .
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Teacher : where were you born ?
Student : I was born in California.
Teacher: which part ?
Student: All of me
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Father : what did you do today to help your mother ?
Daughter : I dried the dishes ..
Son : and I helped pick up the broken pieces ..
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(( funny story ))
One day a little girl came home from school , and said to her mother : "mommy , today in the school I punished for something that I did not do "
The mother exclaimed , "but that’s terrible! I am going to have a talk with your teacher about this !!
By the way , what was it that you didn’t do ?
The little girl replied , " My home work "
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