MAN : You remind me of the sea
WOMAN : Because I am wild, romantic and exciting
MAN : NO, because you make me sick
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth
MARY : John says, I am pretty. Andy says, I am ugly. What do you think, Peter?x
PETER : A bit of both. I think you are pretty ugly
PETER : A bit of both. I think you are pretty ugly
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