kids in school think quick

    • kids in school think quick

      kids in school think quick



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      [B]TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.[/B]




      [B]MARIA : Here it is!

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      [B]TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?[/B]



      [B]CLASS : Maria![/B]

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      [B]TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?[/B]


      [B]FRANK : Because of the sign.


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      [B]TEACHER : What sign?[/B]



      [B]FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."[/B]
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      [B]TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?[/B]



      [B]JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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      [B]TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" [/B]



      [B]GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

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      [B]TEACHER : No, that's wrong[/B]
      [B]GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it![/B]
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      [B]TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?[/B]



      DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
      [B]TEACHER : What are you talking about?[/B]
      [B]DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O![/B]


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      [B]TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we [/B]


      [B]didn't have ten years ago.


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      [B]WINNIE : Me![/B]
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      TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?



      GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.




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      [B]TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."[/B]



      [B]MILLIE : I is...

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      [B]TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."[/B]
      [B]MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."[/B]
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      [B]TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?[/B]



      [B]TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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      [B]TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry [/B]



      tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
      [B]didn't punish him?"[/B]
      [B]LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. [/B]


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      [B]TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? [/B]


      [B]SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


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      [B]TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as[/B]



      [B]your brother's. Did you copy his?

      [/B]

      CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog!;



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      [B]TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when [/B]



      people are no longer interested?



      HAROLD : A teacher.









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