One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a
toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the
display window?" The salesperson answers, " Which one?....x
We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19.95?.....x
The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with
Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's Furniture
Ken's Computer and One of Ken's Friends
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars .":) ....x
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