An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world
community smile
The Palestinian Representative's Speech at the UN 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses
When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished
An Israeli had stolen them
The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about?
The Israelis weren't there then
The Palestinian representative smiled and said
'And now that we have made that clear
I will begin my speech
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