[FONT=&quot]**The phone is ringing**[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]*Hello?[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]**Hi honey
**This is Daddy
**Is Mommy near the phone?

*'No, Daddy.
*She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.

**After a brief pause, **

**Daddy says, **
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.
*'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now....

Brief Pause.

**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. **
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'
*'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone. **
*'I did it, Daddy.
**'And what happened, honey?
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
Ran around
screaming.
*Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
Dresser
*and now she isn't moving at all!
**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?
*'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
*He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
*And into the swimming pool. **
*But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water
*Last week to clean it.
*He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.

**Long Pause**
**Longer Pause**
**Even Longer Pause**
**Then Daddy says, **

*'Swimming pool?
*Is this 486-5731?
**No, I think you have the wrong number........*[/FONT]