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[SIZE=+1]Three brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]
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The first said,
"I had a big house built for Mama." [/SIZE][SIZE=+1]
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[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]The second said
"I had my Mercedes dealer deliver a wonderful little convertable to her." [/SIZE][SIZE=+1]
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The third said,
"You know how Mama loved reading the Bible but she can't read anymore because she can't see very well?
Well, I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." He cost me a bundle, but I know she'll love him!
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After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes. "She wrote:[/SIZE]
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"Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home and even have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]
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nice joke,, hope u liked it #i|a
regards:
Pretty Life
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[SIZE=+1]Three brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]
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The first said,
"I had a big house built for Mama." [/SIZE][SIZE=+1]
[/SIZE]
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[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]The second said
"I had my Mercedes dealer deliver a wonderful little convertable to her." [/SIZE][SIZE=+1]
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The third said,
"You know how Mama loved reading the Bible but she can't read anymore because she can't see very well?
Well, I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." He cost me a bundle, but I know she'll love him!
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After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes. "She wrote:[/SIZE]
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"Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home and even have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]
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hehehehehehehehe>>#i#i#i#i#i
nice joke,, hope u liked it #i|a
regards:
Pretty Life
copied
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