Three easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily
1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED#i#i#i ( i love this )#e
2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
5.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR~!@q
6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
7.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
9. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake
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I have some sad feeling in my life recently, I.m keep praying for make them better
so, i read these sentences and i love it, some of it present my life now and maybe it present in any one life
i hope you like it.....~!@n
1-The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them.
2-Don‘t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn‘t willing to waste their time on you.
3-Just because someone doesn‘t love you the way you want them to, doesn‘t mean they don‘t love you with all they have.
4-Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
5-Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice.
6-A woman is like a tea bag – only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.
7-It is the commonest of mistakes to consider that the limit of our power of perception is also the limit of all there is to perceive.
8-If you want something real bad, so bad that you would do whatever it takes, go for it, try your best, and your prayer would be answered one way or the other！
9-Nothing is too late, until you feel regret.
#e#e Z,212 #e#e
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily
1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED#i#i#i ( i love this )#e
2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
5.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR~!@q
6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
7.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
9. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake
#e#eTransferee#e#e
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I have some sad feeling in my life recently, I.m keep praying for make them better
so, i read these sentences and i love it, some of it present my life now and maybe it present in any one life
i hope you like it.....~!@n
1-The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them.
2-Don‘t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn‘t willing to waste their time on you.
3-Just because someone doesn‘t love you the way you want them to, doesn‘t mean they don‘t love you with all they have.
4-Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
5-Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice.
6-A woman is like a tea bag – only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.
7-It is the commonest of mistakes to consider that the limit of our power of perception is also the limit of all there is to perceive.
8-If you want something real bad, so bad that you would do whatever it takes, go for it, try your best, and your prayer would be answered one way or the other！
9-Nothing is too late, until you feel regret.
#e#e Z,212 #e#e
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