IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell
AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle
IN PRISON
you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK
IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free
AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself
IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you
AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself
IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games
IN PRISON
you get your own toilet
AT WORK
you have to share
IN PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends
IN PRISON
you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out
AT WORK
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
Humm
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