A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a
woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and
shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker
tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy
after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20
seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager
finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a
hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water
Moral of the story:
ZaHmA212
:)
He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a
woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and
shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker
tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy
after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20
seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager
finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a
hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water
Moral of the story:
Don't copy if you can't paste!
ZaHmA212
:)
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