Men have you ever tried to describe a Female (Woman) on your own terms?? This is what I came up with, U guys can amend add or delete stuff from this list by commenting as u goo a long.
Girl’s u guys can correct me if I’m wrong


Element Name: Female/ Woman

Symbol: ♂

Atomic Weight: don't even go there

Physical properties:

Generally round in form and comes with all kind of size. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Color:

Generally Light, Fair, Olive, Brown or Black however most of us will not know their true color due to use of atypical coloring
(Call Make Up)

Chemical properties:

Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage:

Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution:

Highly explosive handle with CARE .

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Come on guys (boys) no comments?????

What about you Girls ???

U Girls can post list here of

HoOow do u describe Men

heheheheh

الميركي'فنان جامعي' كتب:

Women ~!@q



Life without wife " a women" like fifty without five

he he he he




thnx a million kinky Beee


god bless u

Life with out a wife like a fifty with out a 5???

hehehehehehe

~!@q~!@q

fifty with out zero is like a Woman with out a Man in her life

heheheheheheh
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U got me wrong mate,, I don’t hate u girls but I’m try to study about U girls, cause it really completed (Like rocket science). Plus I think I am falling in love but I don’t wanna committee myself to something unknown.

I know it sounds bit crazy ,, but oooh well

Finally Some 1 agrees and every 1 of them are true
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Hairy Monkey
~!@q~!@q
Do u like them?
:050103thi:050103thi
Ooh my,, if all u girls start dating Hairy Monkeys ,, what gonna happened to MEN
:020108_em:020108_em
May be in a way it’s good for us (Men), cause we won’t have to put up with u girls anymore
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:110103_lo:110103_lo:110103_lo

الميركي'فنان جامعي' كتب:

:slap::slap:

u jues have a half brin

Behaind a great man a great women

If there's No women u'll died from hungriest
~!@@ad~!@@ad

:What he meant by HALF A BRAIN

U girls have a half a brain and only 0.2 % of its been used

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روض الجنان كتب:

3hahaha
thank u Kinky Bee but women today has 0.1 brain..I don't know"how will be 2morrow?s:do7k3:

True mate, I fully agree with u

:do7k3::do7k3:

I guess we will have to wait and see
:do7k3::do7k3:

روض الجنان كتب:

Yes, we have to wait until 2morrow
I guess women will not have brain
:do7k3::do7k3: :do7k3::do7k3:

Ooh gosh !!!

:do7k3::do7k3:

Woman without a brain,,,, U mean like Zombies

:recrazy-g:recrazy-g

Is that a bit creepy ???

:110103_lo:110103_lo

Oh My

الميركي'فنان جامعي' كتب:

Fire Fire Fire

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Whatever u guys said in Arabic must bee funny
~!@q~!@q~!@q~!@q

by the way do u even know how 2 handle a GUN

(it requires 100 % brain and u girls have half of it (used 0.2%

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روض الجنان كتب:

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coman coman girle to reply
الميركي"فنان جامعي"

الميركي"فنان جامعي

i think she or any of the other girls will comment any more

~!@n~!@n~!@n~!@n

we were just kidding

gosh

they are angry with us

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Pls dont be angry cause i will give u some Candy

:P:P