Guys i was browsing through the net and came a cross with this,,, i know the girls here will not like it but i feel u men might enjoy it
Regards Kinky
Does it ever feel like no matter what you say to a woman, you just can't say
the right thing?
Do you ever have problems understanding what women are saying to you?
I always wished I had a guide to understanding women. It would have made my life SO much simpler. Just a short 100 page paperback that explained the basics so I knew what I was dealing with. I could keep it in my back pocket, and when the time came, I could just sneak a peek and know exactly how to respond to her.
Look, I love talking to women. Because if there's one thing that's guaranteed, there's never a dull moment in a conversation with a woman.
But if you don't know how to handle yourself, it can also be a real challenge, and that's what kills the fun for most guys.
Here are some funny interpretations of what women are saying, and then what she really means.
CARLOS' GUIDE TO UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -
WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS WHEN SHE SAYS:[INDENT]"FINE": This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments.
"FIVE MINUTES": This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you pay attention to her again, so it's usually an even trade.
"NOTHING": This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine".
"GO AHEAD" (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
"GO AHEAD" (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine", and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
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Now that's a humorous take on how women can say one thing and mean something completely different. Raise your hand if you've ever had THAT kind of conversation with a woman...
Well, when you're just meeting a woman for the first time, or in the early stages, you'll probably encounter a whole different set of challenges.
I've got some serious tips on communicating with women that will help you. They've gotten me through some wickedly frustrating moments, and if you can use them, all the power to you.
This is your REAL Guide to Understanding Women...
[INDENT]- WHEN A WOMAN SAYS THIS:
"I want a sensitive guy..."
- WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS IS THIS:
"I want a guy who can be sensitive to MY feelings."
[/INDENT]
She does NOT want a guy who is sensitive in the way of breaking down in tears on a regular basis, or always "Sharing his feelings and heart" with a woman.
It may sound cold and old-fashioned, but this is true: Women don't feel attraction - gut-level, stop-her-heart attraction - for sensitive new-age guys. (S.N.A.G.s)
You see women know that they live in a rather volatile and bumpy ride of emotions a great deal of the time, and they need someone who can ground them and give them a feeling of safety.
[INDENT]WHEN A WOMAN SAYS THIS:
"Yeah, sure, let's go out this weekend. Give me a call on Saturday afternoon to confirm the plan."
- WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS IS THIS:
..."I'm not really interested, or I'm waiting for better plans to come up. But I don't want to say 'no' and shatter your hopes, so I'll take the easy way out on the phone, and when you call on Saturday, I won't answer. I hope you'll take the hint."
[/INDENT]
The good news is that I've got a "Guide to Understanding Women" that can give you the understanding about women that you may have missed.
Women keep their secrets well, but once you understand and decipher what it is she's looking for in a guy, you'll have no problems translating her words into what she's really saying.
And here's another nasty truth:
Which means that in as little as just a few weeks, you could be falling into the lowest percentage guys who get little or no success with women.
I'm not here to scare you with fear, though. There is a cure for this, and it's fast and easy to learn.
And if you learn what I teach about REAL Game with women, you'll find that your success will easily surpass any "pickup artist" out there.
Why?
Because I teach you what they can't: How to attract quality women with your genuine personality, with no fear and no rejection.
And the biggest bonus is that your self-esteem and self-confidence will shoot through the roof at the same time.
Don't get left behind. And don't fall for the clever marketing pitches that tell you that you need to spend $3000 to go to a bootcamp to meet women in dark, noisy bars.
In just a few hours, you can learn the secrets that will help you for a LIFETIME.
Regards Kinky
Does it ever feel like no matter what you say to a woman, you just can't say
the right thing?
Do you ever have problems understanding what women are saying to you?
I always wished I had a guide to understanding women. It would have made my life SO much simpler. Just a short 100 page paperback that explained the basics so I knew what I was dealing with. I could keep it in my back pocket, and when the time came, I could just sneak a peek and know exactly how to respond to her.
Look, I love talking to women. Because if there's one thing that's guaranteed, there's never a dull moment in a conversation with a woman.
But if you don't know how to handle yourself, it can also be a real challenge, and that's what kills the fun for most guys.
Here are some funny interpretations of what women are saying, and then what she really means.
CARLOS' GUIDE TO UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -
WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS WHEN SHE SAYS:[INDENT]"FINE": This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments.
"FIVE MINUTES": This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you pay attention to her again, so it's usually an even trade.
"NOTHING": This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine".
"GO AHEAD" (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
"GO AHEAD" (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine", and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
[/INDENT]
Now that's a humorous take on how women can say one thing and mean something completely different. Raise your hand if you've ever had THAT kind of conversation with a woman...
Well, when you're just meeting a woman for the first time, or in the early stages, you'll probably encounter a whole different set of challenges.
I've got some serious tips on communicating with women that will help you. They've gotten me through some wickedly frustrating moments, and if you can use them, all the power to you.
This is your REAL Guide to Understanding Women...
[INDENT]- WHEN A WOMAN SAYS THIS:
"I want a sensitive guy..."
- WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS IS THIS:
"I want a guy who can be sensitive to MY feelings."
[/INDENT]
She does NOT want a guy who is sensitive in the way of breaking down in tears on a regular basis, or always "Sharing his feelings and heart" with a woman.
It may sound cold and old-fashioned, but this is true: Women don't feel attraction - gut-level, stop-her-heart attraction - for sensitive new-age guys. (S.N.A.G.s)
You see women know that they live in a rather volatile and bumpy ride of emotions a great deal of the time, and they need someone who can ground them and give them a feeling of safety.
[INDENT]WHEN A WOMAN SAYS THIS:
"Yeah, sure, let's go out this weekend. Give me a call on Saturday afternoon to confirm the plan."
- WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS IS THIS:
..."I'm not really interested, or I'm waiting for better plans to come up. But I don't want to say 'no' and shatter your hopes, so I'll take the easy way out on the phone, and when you call on Saturday, I won't answer. I hope you'll take the hint."
[/INDENT]
The good news is that I've got a "Guide to Understanding Women" that can give you the understanding about women that you may have missed.
Women keep their secrets well, but once you understand and decipher what it is she's looking for in a guy, you'll have no problems translating her words into what she's really saying.
And here's another nasty truth:
If you're not actively learning these secrets and techniques, you're probably losing ground to the other guys out there who are.
Let's face it, guys are more aware of the rules of the game now than ever before. The guys that are learning these strategies move forward by leaps and bounds, and get success a LOT faster than guys who try to figure it out on their own.Which means that in as little as just a few weeks, you could be falling into the lowest percentage guys who get little or no success with women.
I'm not here to scare you with fear, though. There is a cure for this, and it's fast and easy to learn.
And if you learn what I teach about REAL Game with women, you'll find that your success will easily surpass any "pickup artist" out there.
Why?
Because I teach you what they can't: How to attract quality women with your genuine personality, with no fear and no rejection.
And the biggest bonus is that your self-esteem and self-confidence will shoot through the roof at the same time.
Don't get left behind. And don't fall for the clever marketing pitches that tell you that you need to spend $3000 to go to a bootcamp to meet women in dark, noisy bars.
In just a few hours, you can learn the secrets that will help you for a LIFETIME.
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