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rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_tJG9N…35g9rtoc%26sigh=1151pq0um [/align][align=center]بخيل كتب على باب بيته عبارة[/align][align=center] [/align][align=center]لا تدقون الجرس ..أنا أفتح الباب كل 5 دقايق [/align][align=center] [/align][align=center] [/align][align=center] [/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefSvG9NJfj0Ax3iJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxYXU5dDliBHBvcwMzNARzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1ls0nf372/EXP=1238658351/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dtwins%26js%3D1%26ei%3Dutf-8%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D21%26ni%3D20%26w=468%26h=288%26imgurl=static.flickr.com%2F3230%2F2390415172_ca01399b4b.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fkelleyryden%2F2390415172%2F%26size=52.8kB%26name=twins%26p=twins%26type=JPG%26oid=816a5ec159e95136%26fusr=Kelley%2BRyden%26tit=twins%26hurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fkelleyryden%2F%26no=34%26tt=2,166,030%26sigr=11kt340fc%26sigi=11g4c34r0%26sigb=13baq0b41%26sigh=1197rampa']
[/align][align=center]بدوي مرته يابت توأم [/align][align=center]حلف على الدكتور[/align][align=center]الا ياخذ واحد منهم[/align][align=center] [/align][align=center] [/align][align=center]
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[/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefZnHNNJOUMBSuuJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxbW5jdWdoBHBvcwM0MgRzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1hs3n2bnq/EXP=1238658535/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dmen%27s%2Bperfume%26js%3D1%26ni%3D20%26ei%3DUTF-8%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D41%26w=474%26h=365%26imgurl=perfume.net%2Fperfume_net_baner.gif%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fperfume.net%2F%26size=53.7kB%26name=perfume_net_baner.gif%26p=men%27s%2Bperfume%26type=gif%26oid=8ab5ac0622ebd46e%26no=42%26tt=26,863%26sigr=10jaiudqs%26sigi=111shmqdb%26sigb=13se8u8mm'] [/align][align=center]بدوية أشترت لها عطر رجالي [/align][align=center]سأله أبوها: ليش مشرية عطر رجالي [/align][align=center]قالت له: حرمتونا منهم وتبون تحرمونا من ريحتهم بعد [/align][align=center]هههههه هذي فن
[/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_hOHdNJI1kAX_qJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxZm9vOTdmBHBvcwMyNARzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1muqfbhjf/EXP=1238658766/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dhanging%2Bbridge%26ei%3Dutf-8%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D21%26ni%3D20%26w=500%26h=375%26imgurl=static.flickr.com%2F3184%2F2895009429_88bdd882ce.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2F29691568%40N03%2F2895009429%2F%26size=82.1kB%26name=Bridge%26p=hanging%2Bbridge%26type=JPG%26oid=534c918bdff5e2f4%26fusr=Martinsfoto%26tit=Bridge%26hurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2F29691568%40N03%2F%26no=24%26tt=27,592%26sigr=11lc4lbg6%26sigi=11gs3cis2%26sigb=13ocaq5oq%26sigh=11a8ucqbb'][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_hOHdNJI1kAX_qJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxZm9vOTdmBHBvcwMyNARzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1muqfbhjf/EXP=1238658766/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dhanging%2Bbridge%26ei%3Dutf-8%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D21%26ni%3D20%26w=500%26h=375%26imgurl=static.flickr.com%2F3184%2F2895009429_88bdd882ce.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2F29691568%40N03%2F2895009429%2F%26size=82.1kB%26name=Bridge%26p=hanging%2Bbridge%26type=JPG%26oid=534c918bdff5e2f4%26fusr=Martinsfoto%26tit=Bridge%26hurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2F29691568%40N03%2F%26no=24%26tt=27,592%26sigr=11lc4lbg6%26sigi=11gs3cis2%26sigb=13ocaq5oq%26sigh=11a8ucqbb'] [/align][align=center]بدوي راح المدينة شاف جسور [/align][align=center]قال : الله يعز الحكومة رفعت الشوارع عن الجهال !!!!! ؟
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[/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTbx.6HtNJEFkBJbKJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxbmx2dGplBHBvcwMxNwRzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1gm5ufaek/EXP=1238659130/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3D999%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26ei%3Dutf-8%26js%3D1%26x%3Dwrt%26w=365%26h=340%26imgurl=www.punkrockcds.com%2Fimages%2F999-Takeover.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.punkrockcds.com%2Fdeath-soho-p-1959.html%26size=19.9kB%26name=999-Takeover.jpg%26p=999%26type=JPG%26oid=5678317607ca5354%26no=17%26tt=2,217,828%26sigr=11hsqmcvr%26sigi=11b5j9dg1%26sigb=12stitl0g'] [/align][align=center]محشش صدم شرطي... ومات الشرطي!!!! [/align][align=center]المحشش راح واتصل على 999 [/align][align=center]وقال لهم: حبيت أقول لكم انكم صرتوا 998 [/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefTQHtNJK3AB8EeJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxc291c2JiBHBvcwMxOQRzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1h2ekdokm/EXP=1238659152/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dsandal%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26ei%3Dutf-8%26js%3D1%26x%3Dwrt%26w=280%26h=280%26imgurl=ccinsider.comedycentral.com%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2Fsandal.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fccinsider.comedycentral.com%2Fcc_insider%2F2006%2F12%26size=8.7kB%26name=sandal.jpg%26p=sandal%26type=JPG%26oid=17473fc2d0279ed2%26no=19%26tt=433,507%26sigr=11ld7i0om%26sigi=11rjhv9io%26sigb=12m4bt24s']
[/align][align=center]مدرس يسال التلميذ ليش جاي متاخر ؟؟؟ [/align][align=center]قال : ابوي يطق اخوي !!! [/align][align=center]قاله وانت اشعليك ؟؟ [/align][align=center]قال يطقه بنعالي!!!
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[/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefdlH9NJnokAYaeJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxcGFvcGhhBHBvcwM0NARzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1nqqg3do7/EXP=1238659301/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dpolice%2Bcar%26js%3D1%26ni%3D20%26ei%3Dutf-8%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D41%26w=1280%26h=960%26imgurl=www.seriouswheels.com%2Fpics-2006%2F2006-Brabus-Rocket-Police-Car-based-on-Mercedes-Benz-CLS-Rear-Section-1280x960.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.seriouswheels.com%2F2006%2F2006-Brabus-Rocket-Police-Car-based-on-Mercedes-Benz-CLS-Rear-Section-1280x960.htm%26size=355.5kB%26name=2006-Brabus-Rocket-Police-Car-based-on-Mercedes-Be...%26p=police%2Bcar%26type=JPG%26oid=da7dfb72596ccebe%26no=44%26tt=266,363%26sigr=13ktd8ekj%26sigi=13ieg7t79%26sigb=13ge7dfiq'] [/align][align=center]محشش يودوه الشرطة قالوا له اركب معانا [/align][align=center]قال لهم مشكورين البيت جريب
[/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_2HH9NJpjsAXJKJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBwdnA4NGZ2BHBvcwM1BHNlYwNzcgR2dGlkA0kwMDFfNzA-/SIG=1kk5hbri2/EXP=1238659335/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dmedicine%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26ei%3Dutf-8%26js%3D1%26x%3Dwrt%26w=375%26h=500%26imgurl=static.flickr.com%2F2294%2F1855527155_8ea5785499.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fminzzang81%2F1855527155%2F%26size=145.5kB%26name=medicine%26p=medicine%26type=JPG%26oid=66fcaf452404f210%26fusr=min_mishal%26tit=medicine%26hurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fminzzang81%2F%26no=5%26tt=4,550,279%26sigr=11jpnfg73%26sigi=11gmqjujp%26sigb=12or5i418%26sigh=118vmthok'] [/align][align=center]مره في واحد أخذ الدوا قبل موعده ليش ؟؟ [/align][align=center]عشان يفاجئ الجراثيم
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[/align][align=center]بدوي مرته يابت توأم [/align][align=center]حلف على الدكتور[/align][align=center]الا ياخذ واحد منهم[/align][align=center] [/align][align=center] [/align][align=center]
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[/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefZnHNNJOUMBSuuJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxbW5jdWdoBHBvcwM0MgRzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1hs3n2bnq/EXP=1238658535/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dmen%27s%2Bperfume%26js%3D1%26ni%3D20%26ei%3DUTF-8%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D41%26w=474%26h=365%26imgurl=perfume.net%2Fperfume_net_baner.gif%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fperfume.net%2F%26size=53.7kB%26name=perfume_net_baner.gif%26p=men%27s%2Bperfume%26type=gif%26oid=8ab5ac0622ebd46e%26no=42%26tt=26,863%26sigr=10jaiudqs%26sigi=111shmqdb%26sigb=13se8u8mm'] [/align][align=center]بدوية أشترت لها عطر رجالي [/align][align=center]سأله أبوها: ليش مشرية عطر رجالي [/align][align=center]قالت له: حرمتونا منهم وتبون تحرمونا من ريحتهم بعد [/align][align=center]هههههه هذي فن
[/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_hOHdNJI1kAX_qJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxZm9vOTdmBHBvcwMyNARzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1muqfbhjf/EXP=1238658766/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dhanging%2Bbridge%26ei%3Dutf-8%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D21%26ni%3D20%26w=500%26h=375%26imgurl=static.flickr.com%2F3184%2F2895009429_88bdd882ce.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2F29691568%40N03%2F2895009429%2F%26size=82.1kB%26name=Bridge%26p=hanging%2Bbridge%26type=JPG%26oid=534c918bdff5e2f4%26fusr=Martinsfoto%26tit=Bridge%26hurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2F29691568%40N03%2F%26no=24%26tt=27,592%26sigr=11lc4lbg6%26sigi=11gs3cis2%26sigb=13ocaq5oq%26sigh=11a8ucqbb'][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_hOHdNJI1kAX_qJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxZm9vOTdmBHBvcwMyNARzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1muqfbhjf/EXP=1238658766/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dhanging%2Bbridge%26ei%3Dutf-8%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D21%26ni%3D20%26w=500%26h=375%26imgurl=static.flickr.com%2F3184%2F2895009429_88bdd882ce.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2F29691568%40N03%2F2895009429%2F%26size=82.1kB%26name=Bridge%26p=hanging%2Bbridge%26type=JPG%26oid=534c918bdff5e2f4%26fusr=Martinsfoto%26tit=Bridge%26hurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2F29691568%40N03%2F%26no=24%26tt=27,592%26sigr=11lc4lbg6%26sigi=11gs3cis2%26sigb=13ocaq5oq%26sigh=11a8ucqbb'] [/align][align=center]بدوي راح المدينة شاف جسور [/align][align=center]قال : الله يعز الحكومة رفعت الشوارع عن الجهال !!!!! ؟
[/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefSyHdNJRFcAki2JzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxbjBuNzd2BHBvcwMxNQRzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1grphi3r6/EXP=1238658866/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dmoney%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26ei%3Dutf-8%26js%3D1%26x%3Dwrt%26w=200%26h=255%26imgurl=blog.case.edu%2Fjames.chang%2F2006%2F10%2F12%2Fmoney.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.case.edu%2Fjames.chang%2F2006%2F10%2Findex%26size=74.9kB%26name=money.jpg%26p=money%26type=JPG%26oid=e0c1c80fdfe3869c%26no=15%26tt=10,104,168%26sigr=11essd8jt%26sigi=11eo6o1vv%26sigb=12l1pvqs7'] [/align][align=center]مصري طاحت فلوسه من الدريشة [/align][align=center]ولما نزل ما لقاهم ليش؟! [/align][align=center]وصل قبل الفلوس
[/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTbx.6HtNJEFkBJbKJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxbmx2dGplBHBvcwMxNwRzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1gm5ufaek/EXP=1238659130/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3D999%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26ei%3Dutf-8%26js%3D1%26x%3Dwrt%26w=365%26h=340%26imgurl=www.punkrockcds.com%2Fimages%2F999-Takeover.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.punkrockcds.com%2Fdeath-soho-p-1959.html%26size=19.9kB%26name=999-Takeover.jpg%26p=999%26type=JPG%26oid=5678317607ca5354%26no=17%26tt=2,217,828%26sigr=11hsqmcvr%26sigi=11b5j9dg1%26sigb=12stitl0g'] [/align][align=center]محشش صدم شرطي... ومات الشرطي!!!! [/align][align=center]المحشش راح واتصل على 999 [/align][align=center]وقال لهم: حبيت أقول لكم انكم صرتوا 998 [/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefTQHtNJK3AB8EeJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxc291c2JiBHBvcwMxOQRzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1h2ekdokm/EXP=1238659152/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dsandal%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26ei%3Dutf-8%26js%3D1%26x%3Dwrt%26w=280%26h=280%26imgurl=ccinsider.comedycentral.com%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2Fsandal.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fccinsider.comedycentral.com%2Fcc_insider%2F2006%2F12%26size=8.7kB%26name=sandal.jpg%26p=sandal%26type=JPG%26oid=17473fc2d0279ed2%26no=19%26tt=433,507%26sigr=11ld7i0om%26sigi=11rjhv9io%26sigb=12m4bt24s']
[/align][align=center]مدرس يسال التلميذ ليش جاي متاخر ؟؟؟ [/align][align=center]قال : ابوي يطق اخوي !!! [/align][align=center]قاله وانت اشعليك ؟؟ [/align][align=center]قال يطقه بنعالي!!!
[/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefPxHtNJuYIAjnyJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBwdnA4NGZ2BHBvcwM1BHNlYwNzcgR2dGlkA0kwMDFfNzA-/SIG=1h4chb8bp/EXP=1238659185/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dzebra%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26ei%3Dutf-8%26js%3D1%26x%3Dwrt%26w=350%26h=427%26imgurl=www.african-safari-pictures.com%2Fimage-files%2Fzebra-picture.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.african-safari-pictures.com%2Fzebra-pictures.html%26size=19.9kB%26name=zebra-picture.jpg%26p=zebra%26type=JPG%26oid=93cab9c03816d99e%26no=5%26tt=1,366,149%26sigr=11q3ehls0%26sigi=11tvkbgat%26sigb=12l7qd3kt'] [/align][align=center]محشش سألوه شنو اقدم حيوان [/align][align=center]قال حمار الوحش [/align][align=center]سألوه ليش؟ [/align][align=center]قال لانه ابيض واسود [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefdlH9NJnokAYaeJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxcGFvcGhhBHBvcwM0NARzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1nqqg3do7/EXP=1238659301/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dpolice%2Bcar%26js%3D1%26ni%3D20%26ei%3Dutf-8%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D41%26w=1280%26h=960%26imgurl=www.seriouswheels.com%2Fpics-2006%2F2006-Brabus-Rocket-Police-Car-based-on-Mercedes-Benz-CLS-Rear-Section-1280x960.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.seriouswheels.com%2F2006%2F2006-Brabus-Rocket-Police-Car-based-on-Mercedes-Benz-CLS-Rear-Section-1280x960.htm%26size=355.5kB%26name=2006-Brabus-Rocket-Police-Car-based-on-Mercedes-Be...%26p=police%2Bcar%26type=JPG%26oid=da7dfb72596ccebe%26no=44%26tt=266,363%26sigr=13ktd8ekj%26sigi=13ieg7t79%26sigb=13ge7dfiq'] [/align][align=center]محشش يودوه الشرطة قالوا له اركب معانا [/align][align=center]قال لهم مشكورين البيت جريب
[/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_2HH9NJpjsAXJKJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBwdnA4NGZ2BHBvcwM1BHNlYwNzcgR2dGlkA0kwMDFfNzA-/SIG=1kk5hbri2/EXP=1238659335/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dmedicine%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26ei%3Dutf-8%26js%3D1%26x%3Dwrt%26w=375%26h=500%26imgurl=static.flickr.com%2F2294%2F1855527155_8ea5785499.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fminzzang81%2F1855527155%2F%26size=145.5kB%26name=medicine%26p=medicine%26type=JPG%26oid=66fcaf452404f210%26fusr=min_mishal%26tit=medicine%26hurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fminzzang81%2F%26no=5%26tt=4,550,279%26sigr=11jpnfg73%26sigi=11gmqjujp%26sigb=12or5i418%26sigh=118vmthok'] [/align][align=center]مره في واحد أخذ الدوا قبل موعده ليش ؟؟ [/align][align=center]عشان يفاجئ الجراثيم
[/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_ufINNJ2zMARmCJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxdGNtYnNnBHBvcwMyMwRzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1kku4i5mu/EXP=1238659615/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dtrousers%26ei%3Dutf-8%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D21%26ni%3D20%26w=361%26h=361%26imgurl=dundee.rokpa.org%2Fshop%2Fimages%2FCotton%2520Natural%2520Trousers.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdundee.rokpa.org%2Fshop%2Findex.php%3FcPath%3D32%26osCsid%3De7ee3318d2b9f3998075cba979260132%26size=23.9kB%26name=Cotton%2BNatural%2BTrousers.jpg%26p=trousers%26type=JPG%26oid=06f112139e598482%26no=23%26tt=475,288%26sigr=12nb09b42%26sigi=11sejq7pp%26sigb=139nh02tj'] [/align][align=center]سال المدرس تلميذ: [/align][align=center]السروال مفرد ام مثنى؟ [/align][align=center]التلميذ:مفرد من فوق ومثنى من تحت [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center][URL='http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_jPINNJxV0AJr.JzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxbzBvbnZrBHBvcwMxOARzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANJMDAxXzcw/SIG=1govtpchi/EXP=1238659663/**http:/images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dlexus%26fr%3Dyfp-t-815%26ei%3Dutf-8%26x%3Dwrt%26w=774%26h=400%26imgurl=www.cardata.com%2Fimages%2F2008_new_cars%2FLexus%2F2008_Lexus_LS_rear.jpg%26rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cardata.com%2FLexus_showroom.htm%26size=82.9kB%26name=2008_Lexus_LS_rear.jpg%26p=lexus%26type=JPG%26oid=c445565ecb0be6c6%26no=18%26tt=1,407,934%26sigr=119ts5luk%26sigi=121mul0mk%26sigb=12g9uqr84'] [/align][align=center]في واحد بخيل مات ابووه [/align][align=center]قالووله ادفع للمغسل 200ريال [/align][align=center]قال: اشدعوه الحبيب مغسل لكزس [/align][align=center]_____________________________________________________________________________[/align][align=center] [/align][/align]
