Chuck Norris cheated on his English test with a calculator


Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice.


Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.


The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.


Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits....


Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris


chuck norris once visited the virgin island it is now called

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