what they said about women!!!!!!!!!!!1

عزووووز · 18 فبراير 2012، 10:06

[INDENT]When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives..

The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

Nash

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Kinky Bee · 18 فبراير 2012، 10:12

Nice 1 mate

i like it

عزووووز · 18 فبراير 2012، 10:24

Kinky Bee كتب:

Nice 1 mate

i like it

hahahaha up to you my dear

CHOCOLATE LADY · 18 فبراير 2012، 14:59

That's Rude & mean
Why u r so harsh on women
I beleive that not all women r the same
nor the men too
Agree with me !!
Ur fingers not all the same,,,,are they?
hmmm
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سديم الليل · 21 فبراير 2012، 9:44

I agree with u sis...

It seems funny..but Oh my Brother Azoozoo May U give me ur point of view
"What Does women mean to U..??"

and I really thank you...
Waiting 4 ur comment..
allah bless U..

قارئة الفنجان · 29 فبراير 2012، 12:05

actually men cannot live without women
and that why Allah create the women

no women no life
#j

قارئة الفنجان · 29 فبراير 2012، 12:06

**CHOCOLATE LADY** كتب:

That's Rude & mean
Why u r so harsh on women
I beleive that not all women r the same
nor the men too
Agree with me !!
Ur fingers not all the same,,,,are they?
hmmm
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100% true :992779420:

سديم الليل · 4 مارس 2012، 9:45

Women are wonderful creatures
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If accepted, be a man who is respected
If you don't, you are not a man
If not accepted, are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you think you're a liar Midhtha
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you do not Tmdhaa think you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you agreed with her to all that you want to believe you without a personal

If you don't, you are not understanding
If you are not compatible man who does not understand anything
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you think you've visited a lot man Gthet

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are not visited by people not indifferent
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you are interested in your appearance and you are a man Xiaktk playful
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you do not wear a good man, you burn the nerves

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you are a man you are jealous bad foul

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you do not show her jealous, they think you do not like

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If delayed, the minute they complain and complain and say: What is harder to wait!

If you visit another man, you're not putting in 'quality time'
If you are visiting one of your friends, she says, Fada you man!

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If it did not stop until you cut off the street a man immoral
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If I stood, she believes that you are standing up to watch it
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If you are watching a man flirting with women, you and your eyes Zaagh!

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If one of the men looked at her a fan of it!
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If I spoke, they want to hear

If you listen, she wants you to talk
If I heard they want to talk!

In short:
In short

So simple, yet so complex
Bsitat and complexes
So weak, yet so powerful
Vulnerable, but they are strong

So confusing, yet so desirable
Contradictions and Mntkiet

can't live with them ..
Can not live with them
can't live without them ...
Can not live without them

what they said about women!!!!!!!!!!!1

what they said about women!!!!!!!!!!!1

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