BOY : May I hold your hand?? a

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! a

BOY : You love me...

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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? a

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? a

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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon?? a

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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! a

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? a

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Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter? a

Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.