These are REAL testimonies from American court records

Where you present when your picture was taken?i

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Attorney: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?i
Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people
Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?i
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m
Attorney: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?i
Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy
Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?i
Witness: No
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?i
Witness: No
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?i
Witness: No
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?i
Witness: No
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?i
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar
Attorney: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?i
Witness: It is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere

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Attorney: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?i
Witness: Yes
Attorney: And in what ways does it affect your memory?i
Witness: I forget
Attorney: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?i

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Attorney: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?i
Witness: Yes
Attorney: And what were you doing at that time?i

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Attorney: What is the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?i
Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"i
Attorney: And why did that upset you?i
Witness: My name is Susan

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Attorney: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?i

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Attorney: You say the stairs went down to the basement?i
Witness: Yes
Attorney: And these stairs, did they go up also?i

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Attorney: Did you ever sleep with him in New York?i
Witness: I refuse to answer that question
Attorney: Did you ever sleep with him in Chicago?i
Witness: I refuse to answer that question
Attorney: Did you ever sleep with him in Miami?i
Witness: No

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Attorney: Did he kill you?i

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Attorney: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?i
Witness: No, this is how I dress when I go to work

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Attorney: What is your date of birth?i
Witness: July fifteenth
Attorney: What year?i
Witness: Every year

I bet those attorneys were under drug or asheesh influence!


Or maybe they were just being professional Lawyers !!i



I read through and at the end I asked myself, where could this happens for goodness sake? I looked up and got the answer, and thought to myself, OH , No wonder, I an not surprised at all

Exactly!!! LOL.... I am glad at least that they share thier stupidity with the public.. and its not all under Hush Hush i