How to Keep a Woman Happy

همس الندى · 28 نوفمبر 2004، 16:26

True 100%

It's not difficult ... ك ?!?

All you have to do is to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A sexologist

15. A gynecologist

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. Give her compliments regularly

45. Love shopping

46. Be honest

47. Be very rich

48. Not stress her out

49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :

1. Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very important).

2. Feed him well, in both food and bed!

3. Let him have the remote control. (J)

هموسه

ابن الصحراء · 28 نوفمبر 2004، 19:07

wow

i think u forgot one thing to be the women happy

for all men

be housewife

or housemind

and see have a rest my dear

Tenderness · 29 نوفمبر 2004، 0:04

You are right
همس الندى
and I always make sure I have up-to-date modern dictionary with me to remember and look fast for things I need to do and remember to do
After all, who would ever think to make a woman happy
Who cares any more

and
I wonder if this apply to every woman? or is there a real woman, who is happy to be nothing but a real woman

Mrs.Unfaithful · 29 نوفمبر 2004، 8:40

lol
Its funnny

BUT
Its obvious that who have written this is a man, he doesnt even have a clue what a woman really IS, let alone what would make her happy lool

And It exactly nailed what makes a man happy, so typical lol

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 4 ديسمبر 2004، 8:47

True, maybe and I guess even if the women didnt have all that, a gentle loving husband is enough

Tenderness, who cares what? who cares about making a woman happy? Yeah there is a father who wants to make his daughter happy, there is a son who wants to make his mother happy, there is a husband who want to make his wife happy and keep his family close and protected, there a sales person who wants his female customer to be happy, there are many men who want to make women happy... just think!!!i

Thanks Hams Enada for the nice post

Tenderness · 4 ديسمبر 2004، 11:00

Tenderness, who cares what?

Who cares when all looking for a woman to make them happy? she got all the keys.............whether adaughter, wife, mother, you name it

Even the infant is after a woman (mother) to make him happy

You give a woman a key to make her happy, and to your surprise you find out she got a budle of keys to make you happy

Do not ask me, I do not know what I am talking about, I had some .......... juice, thinking it will make me happy

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 4 ديسمبر 2004، 12:24

Tenderness كتب:

Tenderness, who cares what?

Who cares when all looking for a woman to make them happy? she got all the keys.............whether adaughter, wife, mother, you name it

Even the infant is after a woman (mother) to make him happy

You give a woman a key to make her happy, and to your surprise you find out she got a budle of keys to make you happy

Do not ask me, I do not know what I am talking about, I had some .......... juice, thinking it will make me happy

arent women impressive, Tenderness??? ;)i

Tenderness · 4 ديسمبر 2004، 23:45

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR كتب:

arent women impressive, Tenderness??? ;)i

Impressive indeed

Ask Napolean
He knows more than I do

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 6 ديسمبر 2004، 7:07

Tenderness كتب:

Impressive indeed

Ask Napolean
He knows more than I do

He is dead unfortunately

صادق الاحساس · 6 ديسمبر 2004، 10:57

what a nice topic althouh one man was wroiiten this

but i do agree with all including

no. 14
&
no. 2

but i dont agree with no. 46

im sorry to say that women dont this kind of man , they like poeple who lie on them and

Tenderness · 6 ديسمبر 2004، 13:05

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR كتب:

He is dead unfortunately

Gosh , when?

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 7 ديسمبر 2004، 6:13

Honest كتب:

what a nice topic althouh one man was wroiiten this

but i do agree with all including

no. 14
&
no. 2

but i dont agree with no. 46

im sorry to say that women dont this kind of man , they like poeple who lie on them and

No comment!!!i

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 7 ديسمبر 2004، 6:15

Tenderness كتب:

Gosh , when?

Yeah about few years ago

صادق الاحساس · 7 ديسمبر 2004، 8:30

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR

you see i was right

as i told you non of you like the honest poeple

asrar · 7 ديسمبر 2004، 10:25

i like honest people .
also, just to comment.

there women happy without finding that things.
they have a beautiful life , because of they beautiful soul.

best wishes.

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 8 ديسمبر 2004، 7:46

Honest كتب:

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR

you see i was right

as i told you non of you like the honest poeple

Honest, I didnt say I dont like and none said that they dont like honest people.. hehe take it easy mate. Agool Honest, please make sure the 7alwa is ready tarani im arriving Oman next week insha'a Allah

Mrs.Unfaithful · 8 ديسمبر 2004، 9:49

LOL

i dont think women dont like honesty in men... its just that most men do not really know the difference between between being "honest" and being "blunt and rude"oooo

Be honest... but be careful what you say... and how you say it .. lol

Tenderness · 8 ديسمبر 2004، 10:57

I have been several times into this topic and only noticed the title, it suggests how to KEEP a woman happy, and me thinking how to MAKE her happy
They may seem the same but I believe they are not

ANWAY
This what Mr. Billy Joel to say and and sing about Honesty, sorry I do not know the writer of the words

If you search for tenderness
It isn't hard to find
You can have the love you need to live
But if you look for truthfulness
You might just as well be blind
It always seems to be so hard to give

Honesty is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you

I can always find someone
To say they sympathize
If I wear my heart out on my sleeve
But I don't want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe

I can find a lover
I can find a friend
I can have security
Until the bitter end
Anyone can comfort me
With promises again
I know, I know

When I'm deep inside of me
Don't be too concerned
I won't ask for nothin' while I'm gone
But when I want sincerity
Tell me where else can I turn
Because you're the one that I depend upon

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 9 ديسمبر 2004، 11:27

Mrs.Unfaithful كتب:

LOL

i dont think women dont like honesty in men... its just that most men do not really know the difference between between being "honest" and being "blunt and rude"oooo

Be honest... but be careful what you say... and how you say it .. lol

I totally agree, but sometimes women dont get it if it is said in a nice way, you gotta make it really clear and frank.. But of course, the first option is to say it nicely which almost no one knows how to do

Scream · 10 ديسمبر 2004، 22:50

What is happening here? $$t

It seems as if there is a war here ~!@@ai

Honestly, I felt as if i am , when they say in Arabic
زي الاطرش في الزفه

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