The loyal wife
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>There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
>his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just
>before he died, he said to his wife,
>"When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the
>casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
>
>And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that
>when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
>
>Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
>sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
>
>When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
>ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She
>had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the
>casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
>rolled it away.
>
>So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put
>all that money in there with your husband."
>
>The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm an honest loyal wife, I can't
>go
>back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money
>in that casket with him."
>
>"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
>
>"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
>account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
>
>Send this to every clever female you know !!!
>
>There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
>his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just
>before he died, he said to his wife,
>"When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the
>casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
>
>And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that
>when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
>
>Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
>sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
>
>When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
>ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She
>had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the
>casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
>rolled it away.
>
>So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put
>all that money in there with your husband."
>
>The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm an honest loyal wife, I can't
>go
>back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money
>in that casket with him."
>
>"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
>
>"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
>account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
>
>Send this to every clever female you know !!!
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