Joke Collections

    • Joke Collections

      HI guys and ladies of course
      i got some jokes and i would like to see it too :)

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      A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack".
      The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
      The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".
      As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"
      The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having sex with her."
      The bartender says "Geez, what did you say."
      The man says " I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"

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      A man engaged in a car accident was unconscious as he got conscious he called a nurse, nurse what happend to me?
      Ooh sir! u got car accident. Car accident? Yes!
      Ooh my BMW! He cried, sir that is a least to worry u are in critical condition u lost your left arm, really? Ooh God!
      My Rolex! Sir!
      Don't cry please your family is here, call them please, as they were coming he was looking at them, then angrily he asked them if u are all here who is at the shop?

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      Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

      Answer: "tea please"

      Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

      Answer : "Ceylon tea "

      Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

      Answer: "white"

      Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

      Answer: "With milk "

      Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

      Answer: "With cow milk please.

      Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

      Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

      Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

      Answer: "With sugar"

      Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

      Answer: "Cane sugar "

      Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

      Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

      Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

      Answer: "Mineral water"

      Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

      Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

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      that's all :)

      cone amore Y2Jericho $$e