The value of a second opinion!
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure
Your headaches. The bad
News is that it will require castration. You have a
Very rare condition,
Which causes your testicles to press on your spine,
And the pressure creates
One hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
Pressure is to remove
the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
Anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache
For the first time in 20
Years, but he felt like he was missing an important
Part of him. As he
walked down the street, he realized that he felt
Like a different person. He
could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's
What I need - a new
suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman,
"I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's
see... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how you knew?" "Been
in the business 60
years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit. It
fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman
asked, "How about a new
shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The
Salesman eyed Joe and
said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck." Joe
was surprised, "That's
right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!" Joe tried on the
Shirt, and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the
Salesman asked, "How about
some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The
Salesman stepped back, eyed
Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34
since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size
34. A 34 underwear would
press your testicles up against the base of your
Spine and give you one hell
of a headache."
New suit = $400
New shirt = $ 36
New underwear = $ 6
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure
Your headaches. The bad
News is that it will require castration. You have a
Very rare condition,
Which causes your testicles to press on your spine,
And the pressure creates
One hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
Pressure is to remove
the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
Anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache
For the first time in 20
Years, but he felt like he was missing an important
Part of him. As he
walked down the street, he realized that he felt
Like a different person. He
could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's
What I need - a new
suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman,
"I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's
see... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how you knew?" "Been
in the business 60
years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit. It
fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman
asked, "How about a new
shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The
Salesman eyed Joe and
said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck." Joe
was surprised, "That's
right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!" Joe tried on the
Shirt, and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the
Salesman asked, "How about
some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The
Salesman stepped back, eyed
Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34
since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size
34. A 34 underwear would
press your testicles up against the base of your
Spine and give you one hell
of a headache."
New suit = $400
New shirt = $ 36
New underwear = $ 6
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