WOMEN

    • WOMEN

      Complex women

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      Women Are Such Complex Creatures:If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,If you don't you are not a man.

      If you praise her, she thinks you are lying, If you don't, you are good for nothing.I

      f you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp, If you don't you are not understanding.

      If you visit her often, you are boring, If you don't she accuses you of double crossing.

      If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy, If you don't, she says you are a dull guy.

      If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait, If she is late, she says it is a girls way.

      If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold, If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage.

      If you talk, she wants you to listen,If you listen, she wants you to talk.
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      IN SHORT...

      So simple, yet so complex,So weak, yet so powerful,So confusing, yet so desirable,So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !

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    • loli pop ~ كتب:



      #i


      you are absolutely right about it


      ....


      thanx sweety nice topic





      Thanx Dear***
      That's Kind of U***

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    • سديم الليل كتب:

      h33 h333..
      Wht you R sayinG Is pricely Correct ...
      #i
      I like It..
      Keep It Up hny..
      Bless U..



      Yes Correctooo
      Thanx 4 going thru Dear

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    • مجنونة بطابع خليجي كتب:

      This is our nature right
      :)

      True Dear & Proud***

      Thanx for passing by***

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    • LOL
      #i#j#i
      sure , women is complex
      and sometime's she become like #iAtomic bomb
      h3 h3 h3
      #i#i#i
      thanx for INFO sis
      my best regards
      all the best_^ keep it up


      ≈ ربــــــــــــــــي هَبنيْ نجآحـــــآً يــــحقّق مِـــــــــــــــــــطْلبي....|●°~ .وآرِويِ قْلـــــــــــــــــــبيِ[بـآلآⓜـنيآتٌ]ڪَحِبآتُ المِطر |...وآجِعلْنيِ مِمن لآ خِوُف ๕ـــليِهمْ ولا هْم يِحزَنــــوُن ●●●●● [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] ะ●©●ะ [SIZE=1]▌▌║▌│ آسِتغفر الله الذيِ لا اله الآ هُو واتوُب الِيه[SIZE=1]│║▌│█

    • RIYAMI 1001 كتب:


      LOL
      #i#j#i
      sure , women is complex
      and sometime's she become like #iAtomic bomb
      h3 h3 h3
      #i#i#i
      thanx for INFO sis
      my best regards
      all the best_^ keep it up





      See who's here!!!
      Thanx for going thru Indeed
      & ur Kind comment

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    • WHATEVER



      Men: What should we have for dinner?
      Women: Whatever..
      Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
      Women: No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face
      Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
      Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
      Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
      Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
      Men: Then what do you suggest?
      Women : Whatever..



      ANYTHING

      Men: So what should we do now?
      Women: Anything
      Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
      Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
      Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
      Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
      Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
      Women: I am off caffeine
      Men: Then what do you suggest?
      Women: Anything


       You Decide

      Men: Then do we just go home?
      Women: You decide
      Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
      Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
      Men: OK; we will take a cab
      Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
      Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
      Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
      Men: Then what do you suggest?
      Women: You decide
      Men: Let's have dinner first?
      Women: Whatever...
      Men: What shall we eat?
      Women: Anything..


       ANYTIME

      Men: At what time do i have to call you?
      Women: Any time as u wish
      Men: But last time when i call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
      Women: I was sleeping.
      Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
      Women: I was shopping with my mother
      Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
      Women: I was tired and relaxing.
      Men: Then what about 5 pm?
      Women: I was watching a cartoon.
      Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
      Women: I was studying
      Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
      Women: Anytime

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    • زحمه212 كتب:



      looooooooooooooooool
      you are right sis

      women are so complex and so crazy
      #i

      she cant understand herself some time
      this is way she is complex :P

      thanx for it

      cheers





      Take it easy, this's only for fun
      Craziness is everywhere
      Men & Women

      hmmm

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    • God made man before woman so the man would have time to think of an answer for the woman's first question.Men, you may think you have a command of the English language, but when it comes to communicating with women, you may be surprised. Here is our dictionary of Womanese. Master these terms and you'll find your relationship with women greatly improved.



      The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

      Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.


      That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.


      Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).


      Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)


      Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.


      Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)


      Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)


      Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)
      Differences Between Man and Women

      Names

      If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.

      Eating Out

      When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.When Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

      Money

      A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.

      Bathrooms

      A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.

      Arguments

      Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.

      Cats

      Women love cats.Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, will men kick cats.

      Future

      A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.

      Success

      A successful man is one who makes more money than can be spent by his wife.A successful woman is one who can find that a man.

      Marriage

      A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

      Dressing Up

      A woman will dress up when she goes shopping, empties the garbage, answers the phone, waters the plants, gets the mail and reads a book.A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

      Natural

      Men wake up looking as good as when they went to bed.Women will somehow deteriorate during the night.

      Children

      A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, romances, secret hopes and dreams, favorite foods, fears and dental appointments.A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

      Thought for the Day

      Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people to remember the same thing.

    • Thanks Bee for sharing all that, huge dose
      My God
      !
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    • قارئة الفنجان كتب:

      each person has his\her own personality
      woman like something the other may like the opposite
      the man should know the personality of the woman who love
      :)




      Exactly, u r absulotely right***
      Thanx for the nice true comment***
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    • Women , i like women
      mothers , sisters , friends and relatives
      better for women not to be understand by men , because men do always find mistakes at her,even if she is acting right and wise.
      what if that is her nature!!! Those properties show that women are special
      neither to be understand , nor to feel satisfied !!! fantastic
      Thank you Miss
      من ترك شيئا لله عوّضهُ الله خيرا منه وأنا نويت ترك المنتدى للموت إن شاء الله, وأسألهُ تعويضي في شئ آخر. احسم الموضوع بأنني أريد الإهتمام بحياتي وبصلاتي ويديني واعتذر إن أخطأت في حق أحد , وبالطبع قلبي نظيف على الجميع ولا أحمل شيئا على أحد .أسأله تعالى الرضا والقبول لنا ولكم أجمعين إن أصبت فمن الله وإن أخطأت فمن نفسي والشيطان .. الثلاثاء 12:32

    • ابتسامة عفو كتب:

      Women , i like women
      mothers , sisters , friends and relatives
      better for women not to be understand by men , because men do always find mistakes at her,even if she is acting right and wise.
      what if that is her nature!!! Those properties show that women are special
      neither to be understand , nor to feel satisfied !!! fantastic
      Thank you Miss



      I really liked what u wrote***
      Thats totally right
      I'm with all the way
      Glad to read such thing from U
      Yes Indeed***
      Men can't understand a women
      mostly I may say
      I beleive our fingers not all the same
      Men can't live without a women
      the apposite too ofcourse***
      In spite they monk her most of the time
      Women is a wonderful creature
      May Allah bless us all***
      & make men appreciate their women more
      she does alot for her man & kids

      Thanx again for ur great comment dear***
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