Marriage...a Man's Perspective


I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was... Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt.

Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and

rested. Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping
on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in
four days."
She looked at him and said, "Man, I wish I had your
willpower."

Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

since then neither God nor men has rested
dear, well I don’t know if this thing is true or not. Those words were written by a one and may be he was so angry from a women or his wife.
As what the dad told his son
I fully agree with you we can’t say any thing about god and his created.