#bالسلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
هذي شوية نكت بس بالانجليزي
يارب تعجبكم
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
hahahahaha
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents
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Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire:"I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be som! e woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my
seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap
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A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Bring to me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone
هذي شوية نكت بس بالانجليزي
يارب تعجبكم
**********
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
hahahahaha
**********
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents
**********
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date
**********
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet
**********
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
**********
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire:"I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be som! e woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my
seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap
**********
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Bring to me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone
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