The snoopy MAN looool

    تمر دردشة الساحة الخاصة بالمتصفح والموبايل بفترة صيانة دورية هذا ونعتذر للجميع على الإنقطاع المؤقت بإمكانكم المشاركة في المنتدى لحين عودتها :)

    • The snoopy MAN looool

      There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after
      a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile
      phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the
      following conversation ensues:

      (H - Husband, W - Wife)

      H - "Hello?"

      W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

      H - "Yes."

      W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a
      beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

      H - "What's the price?"

      W - "Only $1,000."

      H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

      W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002
      models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me
      a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought
      last year..."

      H - "What price did he quote you?"

      W - "Only $60,000..."

      H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

      W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."

      H - "What?"

      W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account
      and..I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we
      had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool,
      EnglishGarden, acre of park area, beachfront property."

      H - "How much are they asking?"

      W - "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much
      in the bank to cover..."

      H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"

      W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

      H - "Bye...I love you too..."

      The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him
      in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the
      phone and asks "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
    • so she was not his wife

      hi nasser 2030:
      i really liked your joke....but i'm thinking now about the real husband of this lady.....he is a poor man.....i think he meant to put his phone in the benches rings...he was afraid that his wife will call him.....another thing...i think the lady is crazy...it is not because she wanted to buy all that but because she did not recognize the man's voice and she believed that he was her husband....

      good joke man


      thank you


      :eek:hasband and wife