A nice joke

    • In an airplane the captain told the passengers: "This is your Captain speaking. We are losing height and we do not have fuel enough for reaching land. Therefore, we have to let all baggage leave the airplane."
      The airplane got height again. Half an hour later the airplane lost height again and the captain were on the loudspeakers once more: "This is your captain speaking. We are still loosing height, and we can not reach land without having some passengers to leave the plane. It is a bad situation but we will do this in an honest and democratic way - we will use the alphabet - starting with A. Are there any African passengers?" No one answered.
      Are there any Black passengers?" Still no one answered. Are there any Coloured passengers?" Still no one answered but back in the airplane a little boy asked his father: "Dad, you have always told me to be honest. We are both from Africa and have black coloured skin." "Yes, my son. That is right. But today we are Niggers"
    • Here goes another one:

      An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.

      He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms - "Honey," "My love," "Darling," "Sweetheart," "Pumpkin," etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."

      The old man hung his head. "To tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years ago!
    • hi every one
      here's a funny jok
      i hope u like it


      there was an omani and two indians
      they were walking on the beach
      so the indians wanted to make fun of the omani
      the first one started: he asked the omani
      do u know the white sea
      and the omani said yes i know it
      so the indian said ok i am the person who painted it thats why its called the white sea
      then the other indian said
      do u know the dead sea
      the omani said ya i know it its in jordan
      then the indian said
      well i am the one who killed it that's why its dead
      so the omani thought for a second
      and thought of something that will insult the indians
      so he asked them
      do u know the indian ocean
      so both of them said yes ofcorse
      how would we not know the indian ocean
      then the omani said wellll
      i am the kafeel of the indian ocean

      |a
      uncle maistre
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      Here goes another one:

      An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.

      He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms - "Honey," "My love," "Darling," "Sweetheart," "Pumpkin," etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."

      The old man hung his head. "To tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years ago!



      ya right.... no wounder why

      you know what? when i saw that pumpkin thing i was like WHAT?!!!!!$$t,, that must be on haloweens
      #e