WHY TEACHERS GO CRAZY?

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    • WHY TEACHERS GO CRAZY?

      TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday
      STUDENT: Seven.
      TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
      STUDENT: Nine.
      TEACHER: That's impossible.
      STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.
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      TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it
      is!
      TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
      CLASS: George
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      TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
      have ten years ago.
      WILLY: Me!
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      SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
      BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson.
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      TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
      STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
      TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
      STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to
      keep yours.
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      TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
      TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
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      HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
      TEACHER: Of course not.
      HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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      TEACHER: Why are you late?
      WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
      TEACHER: What sign?
      WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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      TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
      JOHN: I hope you didn't either.
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      GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
      TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.