Smile With Mr. Patel

    • Smile With Mr. Patel

      Mr Patel is buying a TV and asks "Do you have colour TVs?"
      "Sure." says the assistant.
      Mr Patel replies "Give me a green one, please."
      Mr Patel calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Delhi?"
      Just a sec," says the rep.
      "Thank you." says Mr Patel and hangs up.
      Mr Patel was filling in an application form for a job.
      He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
      Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to
      what to be filled here
      After much thought he wrote "Yes!"
      Mr Patel goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
      He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
      The clerk replies, "That is a thermos."
      Mr Patel then asks, "What does it do?"
      The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.
      Mr Patel says, "I'll take it!"
      The next day, he walks into Work with his new thermos.
      His boss, Mr Patel, sees him and asks,
      "What is that shiny object you have?"
      He said, "It's a thermos."
      The boss then says, "What does it do?"
      He replies,"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
      The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
      Mr Patel replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

      Why did 18 of Mr Patel's family members go to a movie?
      Because below 18 was not allowed.
      To lose weight the doctor told Mr Patel to run eight kilometres
      a day for 300 days. After, 300 days,
      Mr Patel called the doctor to report
      he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
      "What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
      "I'm 2400 Kms from home."

      Mr Patel got his 4th child.
      He fills data in the birth certificate...
      Mother: Hindu.
      Father: Hindu.
      Kid: Chinese."
      "How come you write 'Chinese' when both parents are Hindu?"
      "Aah" says Mr Patel, "I read in a newspaper that every 4th person born on
      the Earth now is Chinese!"

      Mr Patel and Mrs Patel landed in
      Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker
      bus. Mr Patel somehow managed to get a bottom but unfortunately Mrs
      Patel got pushed to the top. After a While when the rush is over, Mr Patel
      upstairs to see his wife Mrs Patel.
      He Met her in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands,
      scared to death. He says, " What the heck's
      goin' on? Why are you so scared?
      I was enjoying my ride down there?
      Scared Mrs Patel replies. "Yeah, but you've got a 'driver!'"
      Mr Patel with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked
      him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
      "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the
      phone I
      accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
      "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to
      your other ear?" "That damn person called back!"