Smart Bakistani Guy
Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani guy. To irritate the Pakistani guy they strike up this conversation:
John says to Mike: "So where are you off to.....India
Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many muslims
(The Pakistani guy stirs in his seat)
John: "Are you going to Iran"
Mike: "No, that place is even more populated with muslims"
John: "Are you going to Indonesia"
Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with
(By now the Pakistani guy is getting really mad....)
John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan "
Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with
Frustrated, the Pakistani guy turns around and says,
"WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS THERE