come on

طير السلام · 26 مارس 2003، 15:56

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salaaaaaaaaaaaaam to every one
This topic aske you to provide it some joukes
Do your best to keep us loughing
HAHAHAA
I am sure you will provide us nice joukes
Tshaaaaaaaaaaaaaao

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The Master · 28 مارس 2003، 17:13

Thank for the topic peace bird

here is a joke that i found

Cat on the Roof

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died." The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.
"She's on the roof and won't come down."

طير السلام · 28 مارس 2003، 22:17

HAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAi
thanx brother

نزلت السمان · 29 مارس 2003، 2:16

A young man hired by a supermarket
reported for his first day of work

The manager greeted him with a warm
handshake and a smile, gave him a broom
and said, " Your first job will be sweep out the store"

But, I'm a college graduate
"the young man replied indignantly"!

"Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that "!! said the manager
"Here, give me the broom,, I will show you how $$-e

عواطف · 29 مارس 2003، 9:32

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa okey once there was a lady she chaught her hasbend cheating on her #h#h#h( having a fair with anther women) so she took the gan:eek::eek: and put it of her head .....................than the man said {{no honey dont}} she said .......................................................................................................................................................... (( shut up your next )):eek::eek:#h#h
:D:D:D:D:D:D

نزلت السمان · 30 مارس 2003، 0:08

The other day, a friend of mine went to the bank
and asked the teller ..." could you check my balance"

The guy leaned over and pushed here!?$$-e

عواطف · 30 مارس 2003، 5:15

hahahahahaha funny so how was her balance

evaporator · 30 مارس 2003، 20:49

forislam.com/ar/main/modules.p…=index&do=showgall&gid=13

نزلت السمان · 31 مارس 2003، 1:38

One woman to another at a dinner party
Where is that beautiful girl
who was serving drinks?$$-e!

Whom do you wants? the girl or a drink?"

Nither .....I'm searching for my husband

عواطف · 31 مارس 2003، 6:27

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة:نزلت السمان

[B]
One woman to another at a dinner party
Where is that beautiful girl
who was serving drinks?$$-e!

Whom do you wants? the girl or a drink?"

Nither .....I'm searching for my husband
[/B]

$$t$$t$$t didnt get it

The Master · 31 مارس 2003، 14:28

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة:عواطف

$$t$$t$$t didnt get it

well i guess that the woman thinks that her husband is with #ethe girl

غسااان · 1 أبريل 2003، 12:13

نزلت السمان · 3 أبريل 2003، 0:03

The newlyweds had just sneaked off
to a honeymoon resort.
After dinner the groom got into bed, but
the bride pulled up a chair and sat gazing
out the window at the stars

Aren't you coming to bed?? her husband asked

No..No way" She replied "Mother told me
this would be the most beautiful night of my
life, and I'm not going to miss a minute of it

عواطف · 3 أبريل 2003، 7:49

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة:نزلت السمان

[B]

The newlyweds had just sneaked off
to a honeymoon resort.
After dinner the groom got into bed, but
the bride pulled up a chair and sat gazing
out the window at the stars

Aren't you coming to bed?? her husband asked

No..No way" She replied "Mother told me
this would be the most beautiful night of my
life, and I'm not going to miss a minute of it
[/B]

smart one

come on

come on

college graduate

My Balance

Dinner Party

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The Most Beautiful night

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