NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN !!
[B]A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey [/B]
[B]I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada [/B]
[B]with my boss & several of his Friends. [/B]
[B]I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada [/B]
[B]with my boss & several of his Friends. [/B]
[B]اتصل الزوج بزوجته : عزيزتي سوف أذهب للصيد في كندا مع 'رئيسي و بعض الاصدقاء[/B]
[B]We'll be gone for a week. This is a good [/B]
[B]opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, [/B]
[B]opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, [/B]
[B]سنذهب لاسبوع وانها لفرصة جيدة [/B]
[B]كي احصل على الترقية التي اريدها[/B]
[B]كي احصل على الترقية التي اريدها[/B]
[B]so could you please pack enough Clothes for a [/B]
[B]week and set out my rod and fishing box we're [/B]
[B]Leaving From the office & I will swing by the [/B]
[B]house to pick my things up' [/B]
[B]week and set out my rod and fishing box we're [/B]
[B]Leaving From the office & I will swing by the [/B]
[B]house to pick my things up' [/B]
[B]لذا اود ان تحضري ملابسي مايكفي لاسبوع وايضا صندوق الصيد والسنارة[/B]
[B]سوف نغادر بعد الانتهاء من[/B]
[B]العمل .. سوف احضر لاخذ الحقيبة من المنزل[/B]
[B]'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.' [/B]
[B]سوف نغادر بعد الانتهاء من[/B]
[B]العمل .. سوف احضر لاخذ الحقيبة من المنزل[/B]
[B]'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.' [/B]
[B]اوووووو,ارجو أن تضعي أيضا بجامتي الزرقاء الحريرية الجديدة[/B]
[B]The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but [/B]
[B]being the good wife she is, did exactly what [/B]
[B]her husband asked. [/B]
[B]being the good wife she is, did exactly what [/B]
[B]her husband asked. [/B]
[B]الزوجة شكت قليلا لكنها زوجة جيدة جهزت ما امرها زوجها بان تجهز[/B]
[B]The following Weekend he came home a little [/B]
[B]tired but otherwise looking good. [/B]
[B]tired but otherwise looking good. [/B]
[B]بعد اسبوع عاد الزوج الى المنزل متعب قليلا لكن[/B]
[B]مظهره يبدو جيدا[/B]
[B]مظهره يبدو جيدا[/B]
[B]The wife welcomed him home and asked if he [/B]
[B]caught many fish? He said, 'Yes! Lots of [/B]
[B]Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. [/B]
[B]But why didn't you pack my new blue silk [/B]
[B]pajamas like I asked you to Do?' [/B]
[B]caught many fish? He said, 'Yes! Lots of [/B]
[B]Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. [/B]
[B]But why didn't you pack my new blue silk [/B]
[B]pajamas like I asked you to Do?' [/B]
[B]رحبت الزوجة بزوجها وسالته [/B]
[B]اذا اصطاد الكثير من سمك [/B]
[B]فقال لقد اصطدت أنواع كثيره..[/B]
[B]لكن لماذا لم[/B]
[B]تضعي البجامه الحريرية الزرقاء؟[/B]
[B]اذا اصطاد الكثير من سمك [/B]
[B]فقال لقد اصطدت أنواع كثيره..[/B]
[B]لكن لماذا لم[/B]
[B]تضعي البجامه الحريرية الزرقاء؟[/B]
[B]You'll love the answer... [/B]
[B]ستعجبكم الاجابـــــــــــــــــــــه[/B]
[B]The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your [/B]
[B]fishing box!!!' [/B]
[B]fishing box!!!' [/B]
[B]اجابة الزوجة :لقد وضعتها.. انها في صندوق الصيد.. !!![/B]
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