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Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: I'm afraid the lab called with your test results. They said you only have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT on earth could be WORSE news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I'm afraid I can’t stop passing wind. Luckily,
my farts don’t smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted twice since I’ve been here in your office, but you didn’t even notice."
The doctor looks at her and says, "OK. I can help you, take these pills and come back next week."
The next week, the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts stink."
The doctor smiles and says, "Good, we fixed your sinuses. Now let’s work on your hearing."
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How can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with, "A man once told me."
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Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge. Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge
is 2.7m and our truck is 3m." 2nd driver, "it's OK, just go, there is no cops around."
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Patient comes to the doctor, doctor says:
- So, what concerns you?
- Dr, everyone ignores me!
- Next!
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