WhAt IS MaRRiAGE

    • WhAt IS MaRRiAGE

      1. Marriage is not a word.
      It's a sentence (a life sentence).

      2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

      3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

      4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:
      engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

      5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.

      6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

      7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

      8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

      9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

      10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

      11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

      12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

      13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

      14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

      16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

      17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

      18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.

      19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

      20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.

      21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.

      22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.

      23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

      24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.

      25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
      lighs on.

      26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

      27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

      28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

      29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

      30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

    • TopEngineer كتب:

      Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters

      I like this sentence .It is really true
      man is nothing without woman:)


      gosh

      dont be silly

      Just open ur eyes and take a gud look

      hehehehehe

    • this is for u


      enjoy




      God made man before woman so the man would have time to think of an answer for the woman's first question



      Men, you may think you have a command of the English language, but when it comes to communicating with women, you may be surprised. Here is our dictionary of Womanese. Master these terms and you'll find your relationship with women greatly improved

      The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

      Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up

      That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake

      Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with FINE

      Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

      Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

      Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about NOTHING

      Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!

      Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response will be NOTHING

      Names
      If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.

      If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.

      Money
      A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.

      A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.

      Bathrooms
      A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.

      The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.

      Arguments
      Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.

      Cats
      Women love cats.

      Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, will men kick cats.

      Future
      A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.

      A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.

      Success
      A successful man is one who makes more money than can be spent by his wife.

      A successful woman is one who can find that a man.



      Why Men Are Happier

      Men can play with toys all their life.

      Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.

      Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.

      Men can "do" their fingernails with a pocket knife.

      Chocolate is just another snack.

      Men's last name never changes.

      Everything on a man's face stays its original color.

      Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades.

      Men can do their shopping for 25 items in 25 minutes.

      Men can go on a week's vacation and pack only one suitcase.

      Men have one mood all the time.

      A wedding dress cost $5000. A tuxedo rental - 100 bucks

    • TopEngineer كتب:

      I can complete the remaining of my life without man .....but can u without women ?
      of course no:)


      Sorry didn't wanna be rude

      Well for ur Ques

      yes i can live with out a women

      and

      Still it dose not make a women better than a man

      :P