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from where did u get this

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Gud one mate

keep it up

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It's really Funny jokes...

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I like it..

Thanx Dear

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Kinky Bee

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Differences Between Men and Woman
God made man before woman so the man would have time to think of an answer for the woman's first question



Men, you may think you have a command of the English language, but when it comes to communicating with women, you may be surprised. Here is our dictionary of Womanese. Master these terms and you'll find your relationship with women greatly improved

The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up

That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake

Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with FINE

Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about NOTHING

Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!

Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response will be NOTHING

Names
If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.

If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.

Money
A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.

A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.

Bathrooms
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.

The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.

Arguments
Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Cats
Women love cats.

Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, will men kick cats.

Future
A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.

Success
A successful man is one who makes more money than can be spent by his wife.

A successful woman is one who can find that a man.

:P:P

Why Men Are Happier

Men can play with toys all their life.

Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.

Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.

Men can "do" their fingernails with a pocket knife.

Chocolate is just another snack.

Men's last name never changes.

Everything on a man's face stays its original color.

Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades.

Men can do their shopping for 25 items in 25 minutes.

Men can go on a week's vacation and pack only one suitcase.

Men have one mood all the time.

A wedding dress cost $5000. A tuxedo rental - 100 bucks

#i#i#i#i#i.

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away


How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbreak

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~!@@ad~!@@ad

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the
man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago.
Not wanting
to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ...

it said...

"It is 5.00am; wake up."

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband:

You know what I was foolish to married you.”

The husband replied:

Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice that u was foolish

gud one

god

That is so funy