INDIAN ENGLISH

have you ever · 29 ديسمبر 2003، 18:52

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INDIAN ENGLISH
An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a
sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun.
I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink
day."
The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,
a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.
Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
"green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow"

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Tenderness · 30 ديسمبر 2003، 1:13

Yes, I remember, I was there too at the interview and the same indian made me laugh to death when they asked him how old he was: he says DIRTY years, and when asked about his wife's age, he says : she is DIRTY TOO

10derness

tornadoe's daughter · 30 ديسمبر 2003، 14:40

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
كااااااااااااااااااااكااااااااااااااككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككا
O my God some indian scandle us every where ...................
okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk baba ..................sank u very much|e

#d #d #d

have you ever · 31 ديسمبر 2003، 10:37

كاتب الرسالة الأصلية Tenderness
[B]Yes, I remember, I was there too at the interview and the same indian made me laugh to death when they asked him how old he was: he says DIRTY years, and when asked about his wife's age, he says : she is DIRTY TOO

10derness
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huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu#i

thank you for reading my topic

have you ever · 31 ديسمبر 2003، 10:42

كاتب الرسالة الأصلية tornedos daughter
هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
كااااااااااااااااااااكااااااااااااااككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككا
O my God some indian scandle us every where ...................
okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk baba ..................sank u very much|e #d #d #d

you are most welcome

just keep

كيف انساك · 31 ديسمبر 2003، 12:05

كاتب الرسالة الأصلية have you ever
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INDIAN ENGLISH
An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a
sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun.
I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink
day."
The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,
a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.
Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
"green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow"
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#i

please no more

i swear you are right

but you suppose to let us forget that

anyway thankx dude

الدمعه الحزينه · 31 ديسمبر 2003، 14:55

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thanx alot

nice English from Indian....and we see that in our teacher don't tell them plzzzzzzz
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البارون · 31 ديسمبر 2003، 15:35

i will send this page to my indian Dr i hope he could punish you me dear

have you ever

have you ever · 31 ديسمبر 2003، 17:36

كاتب الرسالة الأصلية كيف انساك
#i

please no more

i swear you are right

but you suppose to let us forget that

anyway thankx dude

thank you dear for reading my topic

there is some thing we must remember to make us laugh

i hope this english will be one of the resones to make us laugh#i

have you ever · 31 ديسمبر 2003، 17:41

كاتب الرسالة الأصلية الدمعه الحزينه
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#i

thanx alot

nice English from Indian....and we see that in our teacher don't tell them plzzzzzzz
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thank you dear for reading my topic

just remember this english front your teacher and laugh

see what they gonna do

iam just kidding dont try it front them

thank you again

have you ever · 31 ديسمبر 2003، 17:45

كاتب الرسالة الأصلية البارون
[B]i will send this page to my indian Dr i hope he could punish you me dear

have you ever
[/B]

sure he gonna bunish me but at least i will het him talk and iam gonna hear his english

So iam the winner

كيف انساك · 2 يناير 2004، 13:19

كاتب الرسالة الأصلية have you ever
[B]thank you dear for reading my topic

there is some thing we must remember to make us laugh

i hope this english will be one of the resones to make us laugh#i
[/B]