Just for laugh
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Unchangeable Rules in Any Office
<br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="color: #0000ff">1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.<br /> <br /> 2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.<br /> </span><span style="color: #008000"><br /> 3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.<br /> <br /> 4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.</span><span style="color: #0000ff"><br /> <br /> 5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.<br /> <br /> 6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.<br /> <br /> </span><span style="color: #008000">7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.<br /> <br /> 8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.</span><span style="color: #0000ff"><br /> <br /> 9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.<br /> <br /> 10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.<br /> <br /> </span><span style="color: #008000">11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it...<br /> <br /> 12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.</span><span style="color: #0000ff"><br /> <br /> 13.. Following the rules will not get the job done.<br /> <br /> 14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.<br /> <br /> </span><span style="color: #008000">15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" .<br /> <br /> 16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.</span><span style="color: #0000ff"><br /> <br /> 17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.<br /> <br /> 18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.<br /> <br /> </span><span style="color: #008000">19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.<br /> <br /> 20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.<br /> </span><span style="color: #0000ff"><br /> <a href="https://om77.net/forums/attachment/99684-get-7-2010-e14bq6eh-gif/">get-7-2010-e14bq6eh.gif</a></span><a href="https://om77.net/forums/attachment/99684-get-7-2010-e14bq6eh-gif/">get-7-2010-e14bq6eh.gif</a><a href="https://om77.net/forums/attachment/99684-get-7-2010-e14bq6eh-gif/">get-7-2010-e14bq6eh.gif</a><a href="https://om77.net/forums/attachment/99684-get-7-2010-e14bq6eh-gif/">get-7-2010-e14bq6eh.gif</a>
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Unchangeable Rules in Any Office
<br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="color: #0000ff">1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.<br /> <br /> 2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.<br /> </span><span style="color: #008000"><br /> 3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.<br /> <br /> 4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.</span><span style="color: #0000ff"><br /> <br /> 5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.<br /> <br /> 6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.<br /> <br /> </span><span style="color: #008000">7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.<br /> <br /> 8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.</span><span style="color: #0000ff"><br /> <br /> 9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.<br /> <br /> 10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.<br /> <br /> </span><span style="color: #008000">11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it...<br /> <br /> 12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.</span><span style="color: #0000ff"><br /> <br /> 13.. Following the rules will not get the job done.<br /> <br /> 14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.<br /> <br /> </span><span style="color: #008000">15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" .<br /> <br /> 16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.</span><span style="color: #0000ff"><br /> <br /> 17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.<br /> <br /> 18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.<br /> <br /> </span><span style="color: #008000">19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.<br /> <br /> 20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.<br /> </span><span style="color: #0000ff"><br /> <a href="https://om77.net/forums/attachment/99684-get-7-2010-e14bq6eh-gif/">get-7-2010-e14bq6eh.gif</a></span><a href="https://om77.net/forums/attachment/99684-get-7-2010-e14bq6eh-gif/">get-7-2010-e14bq6eh.gif</a><a href="https://om77.net/forums/attachment/99684-get-7-2010-e14bq6eh-gif/">get-7-2010-e14bq6eh.gif</a><a href="https://om77.net/forums/attachment/99684-get-7-2010-e14bq6eh-gif/">get-7-2010-e14bq6eh.gif</a>
