That Is Life

    • That Is Life

      Dear All

      Let us have things that happened to you in real life, or just happened to people you know
      You can comment if you feel you need to or just tell us about a new thing
      It can be funny, sad or serious position you found yourself in
      Or just things that made you laugh to death
      Let us have ago, and remember these short stories can reflect some social problems we are having

      A friend told me that he went to Pizza Hut for something to eat, he sat and asked for an ash tray as he had the mood for a cigarette
      He was told that no smoking was allowed. He told them that he usualy smokes there
      He had an argument and called for the manager, the manager said that they were haveing a german group coming in and they did not want to pollute the place
      Had another argument, but my friend won the round and had his smoke

      I did not want to write the argument details or contents, simply because I am sure you are aware of it

      What do you think?I


      I hope to like the idea and come in bringing us more and more incients you had


      Thank you all
      10derness




    • cooooooooooooool... Tenderness... I love stories!!!!i

      here is a funyy thing that happened while i was in school in the US
      i was sitting in the classroom.. with the other students .. waiting for the professor to come
      and there was a bunch of UAE guys sitting together way in the corner... Then my freind came in.. she is Japanese.. and when she saw me she yelled "Boosni 7abeeby".. my eyes and mouth were wide open .. The UAE guys bursted laughing histarically.. she simply turned to them as if she didnt know that they were there.. and said again with a bigger smile .."Boosni 7abeebi.. boosni 7abeebi"... i had to hold myself from laughing... but i was embaressed too..
      "What the hell is wrong with you?"... She said in Joy "see, i learned a little arabic!!!.. those guys taught me how to say GOOD MORNING in arabic!!!!i"...

      if that was "good morning", i am glad they didnt teach her how to say "Good night"!!!i



    • Hahahahahaha

      Embarassing indeed Mrs. Unfaithful
      I have seen it many times, and I think whoever saw it happening will get more understanding of that situation

      And to tell you the truth I have heard of what you called "good night", and it was not embarassing for you hearing it but also for that poor boy or girl once he/she knew what he was saying

      Ah, you took us back Mrs. and whether it was embarassing or not, it iwas good old days

      Hey, we want to hear more and more

      #i
      10derness

    • The most scary moment of my life was when I was 14..
      we were going (along with two friends)..to a hiking trip in the mountains. when we saw this lovely mountain that stood there with pride..one of my crazy friends said why don't we try and go up there..I said don't be crazy...we can't go up there. But they insisted on going up and I acted like a hero( khaleet Omri Batal.)

      I was the first who touched the bottom of that sloppy rocky mountain and off we went..
      we climbed and climbed and I said..oh it's very easy...I looked down and I could see our bags lying down there like small dots on a white paper..
      I said I won't look down again, because every time I looked down I felt like fainting..
      I could see my friends behind me climbing and they all shacking like hell..I was laughing at them so hard and I was crying within...
      we continued creeping until we were almost 5 meters from the top when I couldn't find a place for a grip or to put my legs on...it was all smooth rocks like a glass. I said guys,,We are doomed??
      The said, what do you mean we are damned??
      I said, there is no way we can go to up more..I was shaking like hell..I laugh loud when I remember those minutes. One of them was actually crying. I said, you see what you have done to us..we are all going to die here and today. Say by by to your f*****g life..
      Wellah, when I looked down I though it was my last day...I said, damn I have an exam tomorrow. and I just remember that I have not told my mother about this trip..She would kill anyway. Stop being funny they said and find us away. We stay here until somebody comes and rescue us. Yes, I said, when that one is going to come..where are in the middle of no where..
      Then we go down again, one of them said.. I told him, there was no way I go down there..I am going up and up only I said…
      I tried to find something to hold on it..I had keys and tried to make myself a grip. I managed and off I went again. When I reached the top I took my t-shirt and jeans ( yes jeans) off. And through them to my friends so I can pull them up. When they finally got up, they laughed like I was paying them to laugh that much...

      That was the scariest moment in my life..

      Hope you will like it..

    • Helllllllllllllllo Tenderness
      Good topic
      I'm a person who has problems with steps ...I don't know why ...I faced so far many embarrassing situations with steps …
      one day I went with 7 of my friends to a place at the SQU called the language centre ...we came by bus then I asked the bus driver to wait because we wouldn't stay for along time ...when we came out of the language centre I was talking with two or three of my friends without looking where I put my legs ...then I fall from the first step till the last one… you can imagine yahh …some of my friends tried to help me while the others were laughing deeply from their heart …and some of them whished if they could disappear at that moment but there was no way …The most embarrassing moment not because my friends were laughing at me but because the bus driver was laughing to death ..and since that moment when he saw me he laughed as possible as he can … ~!@@ad ~!@@ad ~!@@ad ~!@@ad ~!@@ad
      Another situation with steps … I was coming down with two of my friends and we were also talking but that time I was looking to where I put my leg… the problem that time that someone dropped water on the steps and my sandal was easily slipping so when I we were in the third floor I fell down … in the second too and in the first floor …I remembered that my leg hurt me a lot because of that three fell down ~!@n ~!@n ~!@n
      And many times I fell down in the university and in front of many people …my friends still waiting till I fall down from all the university's steps ….and I think I will not graduate from the university till I do that       $$-e $$-e $$-e


      keep smile
      tornadoe's daughter

    • hahahaha tornadoe's
      Embarrassing indeed
      شر البلية ما يضحك

      and what, when we slip we pretend that we are alright, and just get up and start to blame the steps or the slippery floor #i . Then we try to hide and start weaping and checking ourselves

      You did not tell us what did you do after each time to slip, did you act as a hero? just like I said above

      Thanks dear
      10derness

    • at that time i have to laugh although i want to cry ...if i laugh its all right because i will remember my laugh and others also do that but if i cry it will be shame and they will say she is the one who cry ...i laugh that days because maybe it become worse than this another day
      don't worry ......as you said that is life ..       #i #i #i #e #e

    • Sure tornadoe's, a laugh with agony has different meaning and taste to us and others
      I hope you get up laughing with every slip, and never hurt your self

      I guess you missed them moments recorded, both video & audio
      #i
      The problem we never know when these nice, funny moments happen
      well

      Come on let us hear a nother one, no, no, not a nother slip but another funny situation you have been in

      Take care
      10derness




    • The Ghost, i would have died just by looking down ... let alone falling off the mountain!
      Now dont you appreciate life a liitle bit more? i bet you do !!


      tornado's daughter
      sorry but.. LOOOOL.. that must have been real funny.. and the funnier is that it keeps hapenning again and again.. but you know.. its good that you were laughing.. if you cried.. ppl be sympathetic with you.. and there is no feeling worste (beside the fact of falling down lol) that people feeling sorry for you...
      please be careful next time (unless you're starting to enjoy it)..

      i fell down once in university too, i was RUNNING ... and with a huge heavy backpack... i was late for class.. and i tripped.. and what made it worste is the heavy backpack.. it pulled all the weight to ground making my fall even worste.. with my hair all spoofed up.. and dirt all over me...i just sat on the floor ..people were like "are you ok?are you ok?" .. they were being nice but i could see that they are holdnig thier laughter.
      I creid.

    • Tenderness
      What about you …you cheat us we say a lot but you say nothing …yourself you have to say something…don't worry until now I didn't break anything …maybe in the future …who knows

      Mrs.Unfaithful
      I know that kind of look … do you know what I used to laugh when I saw others felling down but after I had been in many situations …I'm no longer laugh at others as I don't want others to laugh at me…by the way didn't you go to class that time

      Another story which is a
      $$-e $$-e $$-e


      terrible one …for me of course and others just laughing …
      One day I was sitting outside with my family on the stairs in front of the main door …after we heard AL- magrab call, my mother and my siblings went inside home …I was still chatting with my younger sister...then suddenly I remembered that my friend told me about an interesting English program on radio directly after the magrab pray so I stood up and still talking with my sister …walked inside without looking in front of me because my head still with my sister …talking and walking … the problem was that I was so fast so I crashed the wall because the entrance is wide to outside then it start to become narrow ..i was walking in the wide area without noticing I crashed the wall with my whole power …I couldn't see anything …the funny thing that I was carrying my books so I was shouting and with putting one of my hands on my eyes ..i carried my books to where I study ..then shouting MOM ….MOM …MOM ..MOM help me …at that time I couldn't see anything I just crying ~!@n ~!@n ~!@n and shouting till all my family came …my mother, my siblings and the maid house …there was blood on my hand I don't know from where …so I thought it was come out from my eye …my mother tried to talk my hand off my eye but I refused I had hard headache so I thought I became blind ...when my mother took off my hand I noticed that the blood was coming from my lips...but she was laughing and all my little siblings except the maid house and my younger brother.. I was sitting in the corridor in front of the kitchen where is a mirror door close to the door of the kitchen …so I looked to the mirror to see a swelling on my forehead then I was crying because I had a headache I couldn't stand and because of the swelling for I said how am I going to the university tomorrow … they tried to comfort me … my brother was trying to comfort me so he said, It's all right you will be fine …many of my friends crashed always and they always be fine it is just for one or two days …so really I believed him …when I heard it is just for one or two days …then I went to pray without looking clearly to my head on the mirror again …I couldn't pray correctly because of the headache, the swelling and my eyes …for I couldn't not only prostrate but also bow down but I did my best …after my younger brother finished his pray he laughed #i #i at me deeply from his heart and asked GOD to be fine tomorrow while he was still laughing so I laughed with him…. the swelling become worse and worse ..and much bigger that when any of my siblings saw me they just laugh and couldn't stop themselves …another amazing thing that although I was in that position I went to hear the radio of that program deserved what happened to me or not …but I hate it and never listen to it again … I was just looking at myself on the mirror all the time and what can I do to reduce that welling so I brought hot water and a towel and started to put on my head while I listening to that program …when its finished I didn't remember anything about the program and what it was talking about …because I was busy with my swelling …I went to ask my brother many times are you sure about that …also asking my mom if there was a way to reduce this lamp today she said, ''You will be fine like my brother said'' but the swelling really became like a green apple …I was thinking I wouldn't go to the university tomorrow but I couldn't because I didn't intend before so I said,'' tomorrow morning I will decide''… I went to call one of my friends and told her what shell I do …also she was laughing and went to
      ~!@@ad ~!@@ad ~!@@ad بغيتك عون طلعت فرعون … tell her sister
      all the night I put on hot water by the towel and before slept I asked GOD to be fine tomorrow and I put my hand on the swelling and read some of the Holy Quran …in the morning the swelling was much better than the day before but also I put hot water...then I went to the university but trying to not raise my head…
      as I see now what happened that day clearly …it was disaster but it is life …and my fate to crash walls and slip from stairs
      I hope you don't become bored but please laugh if you want
      sometimes when i be in such situations i feel that i have kind of relationship with LOREEL AND HARDY $$t $$t



      KEEP SMILE
      tornadoe's daughter

    • Mrs Unfaithful...
      These litle ans scary experiences most of the times makes you re-think about your entire life. When we go out of it safe, I said to myself that I'm going to be good from now on..but a human being will always be a human being (tends to forget so easily).
      of course I appreciate life now more..I enjoy every minutes of my life and at the same time, I pay back all my duties whether to Allah or other people..

    • hahahaha tornadoe's
      You did not tell us if the wall was ok ~!@@ad #i let us know
      and a colour photo of you then would be great #i #i #i . Oh well, like I said the first thing we do is to make sure that our injury or whatever is not serious and no problem then. This is what happened with your mother and brother, got worried, and them merged into laughing

      tornadoe's is alright, now the situation becomes funny and I bet you laughed too

      Thank you dear for sharing them moments with us, wishing you all the best and safe crashes and slips in the future
      ~!@@ad ~!@@ad #i

      10derness

    • Few years back I was in Germany, visiting my brother
      One morning I said let me go a lone and see around the city. I left home and got to the city center

      It was time I go back, I said to myself let me change the route. I did, and got lost $$-e . I remember the street name where my brother lives and let me call it X

      I walked and walked in vain, then suddenly another street name and let me call it Y was just ahead of me, I remembered seeing this Y just around the corner of my brothers home

      I followed Y, left, right, straight, left.....all in vain, till I got to a junction and all four directions carry this name, Y
      God, I thought I go back to the same route I took in the first place. I did, and managed to get home. I told my brother of what happened, and he and his wife started to laugh and they could not help it but laughing

      I said, what is it? He managed to to stop laughing to tell me that Y meant "ONE WAY", one way road
      I laughed to death and was happy I learnt a german word, and I wonder if I can add it to our dear Whisper's topic.....ADD YOUR NEW WORD

      Thank you all
      10derness



    • tornaido's daughter
      REALLY FUNNY. wallah. I can imagine you would hate this radio show.. or maybe you're blaming it for your "incident".
      if you get all these accidents just by walking and talking.. i wonder what kind of adriver you are!!!!I just be real careful wallah !!!i

      Tenderness
      now thats something.. lol.. if you were in Egypt .. expect it to be true. lool...i


      The Ghost..
      yeh.. those scary risky moments unfortunately are the only thing that would make us appreciate life the way we should.


      once i was walking in the sidewalk (in the US), and it was raining. on my left there was a wall and on my right a road. While i was walking, my shoes got untied so i bent to the floor to tie it. Wallah, the second i did that, a car that was driving slipped on the slippery wet road... jumped on the sidewalk right IN FRONT of me .. and hit the wall ... the tires of the car were in front of me and i am still bent on the floor.. tying my shoe!!!!! i could feel the heat from the collision.. and the dust from the damaged wall..
      You know, honestly, if i was continuing walking and not tying my shoes.. the car would have hit me straight-on and slammed me to the wall.. (i would have been a hell of a panckake).

      my heart stayed pounding for 10 minutes and i was shivering... the next day i gave 9adaqa to all the homeless in my neighborhood, thankfull it was not my time yet!!!



    • What Sadaka Mrs. Unfaithful, I received nothing, nothinmg at all #i

      Sure Mrs., but we always "collide" with this IF
      IF I was there then, IF and IF, but in the end it proves again what you have already said, IT WAS NOT MY TIME YET
      الحمدلله
      I, once, was saved by few centimeters from being hit by this double dick bus

      فاذا جاء اجلهم لا يستاخرون ساعة ولا يستقدمون، صدق الله العظيم


      10derness

    • Good topic 10derness :)

      I really enjoyed reading ur stories guys $$e

      I have an embarrassing one happened last year when I was in City Center taking my little brother to the bathroom. Minute later a man entered the bathroom and when he saw me he closed the door. I said in my mind don't they have eyes to see where r they entering (( wallahy $$g )) after that the same man entered again and said in a polite voice: Excuse me miss but this is men Bath $$t

      At that time I didn't know what to say ….i blushed $$-e and smile in a silly funny way #e I didn't even say thanx to the good guy ~!@@ad …. I took my little brother and get a way from that center . thanks goodness it was at the morning when no one there what will happen if I did it at night

      I can't even imagine what would happen to me ~!@n

      regards all
      |a

    • انسة قنبلة
      انسة قنبلة $$-e

      What have you done to the poor guy :P , you confused him, and made him to double check. Check the bathroom sign, and check he was a man #i . But to tell you the truth he should not have done it again and enter the bathroom again since he has already knew that there is a BOMB inside

      It is really embarassing Miss, I would kill my self seeing a woman entring gents bathroom while Iam there, specially when I'm in a mood, and singing #i I

      After all, I hope you lovely little brother had done with the bathroom and did had not to stop doing what he was doing
      Check the sign next time Miss
      ~!@@ad #i :P

      come on Miss, give us another one and let us smile and laugh with real what it could be funny moments and embarrissing situations we all run into

      10derness
      Oh I forgot something, your brother is a gentleman, and was in the right place
      #e

    • Tenderness كتب:

      انسة قنبلة
      انسة قنبلة $$-e


      After all, I hope you lovely little brother had done with the bathroom and did had not to stop doing what he was doing
      Check the sign next time Miss
      ~!@@ad #i :P



      10derness
      Oh I forgot something, your brother is a gentleman, and was in the right place
      #e


      i was washing his hands only $$g




    • lool... Miss Bomb.. really fasheela. I did that too, bss it only took glancing inside to know its not the women bathroom....
      lool.. Tenderness
      you confused him, and made him to double check. Check the bathroom sign, and check he was a man

      i dont think anything will happen if you stayed in the men bathroom.. (in that case i mean)... probably 99% of the men will wait outside for you to come out.. yiste7oon smallah 3aleehom...


    • Tenderness
      Thanks very much ……..O I didn't tell you about the wall
      We re-build it …because it fell down … …………because of that accident…what do you think me Yakazona… #b #b #b :020108_em :020108_em
      Don't believe me …just kidding …don't worry the wall is alright...and for a month as I remember I kept checking the place where I hit in the wall …and I hate that area and every time I remember that incident I put my hand on my forehead~!@d ~!@d …I stayed with me for a month I think but smaller than in the first days …

      Lucky you are that you found your way before it came late …your brother and his wife had the right to laugh at you …why didn't you try to get some information about the area before going out …you are not in Rewi …

      Mrs UNFAITHFUL
      Really you are lucky …thanks god that nothing happened to you …really it would be a disaster …Subhan Allah as you said it wasn't your moment …I think when you return home you prayed alshker pray …by the way did you complete your journey or return home directly after that ….
      :434far:

    • Thank you tornadoe's daughter
      I'm glad the wall is ok

      But listen, I do not mind hitting the wall if that would teach me to add them nice smileys you have, HOW do get them? and do not tell anybody I asked you because I am a super moderator and should not ask members
      $$-e

      You know what, the majority out there still think that way, too bad

      Come on let us hear more of the moments of fun, joy and sorrow

      Thank you all


      $$-e
      10derness