Our Laughable perplexity

Mrs.Unfaithful · 1 سبتمبر 2004، 11:57

Ladies...... Enjoy!!!!i
Guys... we're just joking !!!!i

When does a man get hurt by your words?
When you hit him with the dictionary...

Why are batteries better than men??
At least batteries have a positive side.

Why is shopping better than men?
If you don't like it, you can take it back!

Men are like animals
messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally
make great pets

What is the difference between garbage and men?
Garbage gets thrown out and stays out!

Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.

What is the most intelligent thing a man can say?
.... yes dear.

A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women
at his level of maturity.
That's why he dates someone half his age.

Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man?
He's tan, he's cute, and if he looks at another woman, you
can rearrange his face.

How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

Men are like horoscopes....
they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

Men are great! Every woman should own one!!!

Source: e-mail.... and REALITY!!!!i

Tenderness · 1 سبتمبر 2004، 13:30

hahahahaha, thank you Mrs

Yes Dear

I am a man with many wishes, I hope my preminission misses
Stevie Wonder that is if I got the right words

and

after all a woman will come down and say
Love me please, together we can make it

What can I say
When you are in love with a woman, you it is hard

It is hard
10derness

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 1 سبتمبر 2004، 17:59

LoooooooooL

I love it.. Geez, Mrs Unfaithful you are so good.. what a good pick

Hey Tenderness.. It has been scientifically proven that men can't live without women (US).. lol

Thanks heaps Missy

Tenderness · 1 سبتمبر 2004، 23:05

It has been scientifically proven that men can't live without women (US).. lol

It is not that only, man cannot exist too without a woman

this is a fact no one dares to deny

10derness

amalsami · 2 سبتمبر 2004، 0:21

GoSh

hei ladies easy on us $$t

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 2 سبتمبر 2004، 6:15

Tenderness كتب:

It has been scientifically proven that men can't live without women (US).. lol

It is not that only, man cannot exist too without a woman

this is a fact no one dares to deny

10derness

و شهد شاهد من أهلها!!

Tenderness · 2 سبتمبر 2004، 9:59

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR كتب:

و شهد شاهد من أهلها!!

والشمس ما تتغطى بغربال

بنت الخليج · 2 سبتمبر 2004، 18:00

Lo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oL

NiCe OnE

KeEp It Up DeAr

Scream · 4 سبتمبر 2004، 1:24

LOOOOOL
It is the kind of topics that i prefer here

i remember that i also have one similare to this one..
i will go and search after it if i have it in my e-mail
so we could have more fun here

SaRsOoR · 8 سبتمبر 2004، 7:00

#i

Thank you Mrs.Unfaithful

#e

it's true

$$t

no no i don't meen thaaaaaat

i meen it's tru that it's all about mens so i don't have to laugh

but it's reallllllllly very funny

i can't stop laughing

#i

thanks for it again

#i

Mrs.Unfaithful · 8 سبتمبر 2004، 8:33

Well, I am glad that ALL u people liked the .... facts

i

We shall always remember
شر البلية ما يضحك

بنت الخليج · 8 سبتمبر 2004، 16:53

صحيح
شر البليه ما يضحك

SaRsOoR · 8 سبتمبر 2004، 20:42

بنت الخليج كتب:

صحيح
شر البليه ما يضحك

IN ENGLISH

~!@@ad

#e

:P

بنت الخليج · 9 سبتمبر 2004، 20:44

It dont make any deferince

الشيادي · 9 سبتمبر 2004، 22:06

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, cheque or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,so I figured this was the most legal, evil thing I could do to him."

SaRsOoR · 9 سبتمبر 2004، 22:12

الشيادي كتب:

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, cheque or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,so I figured this was the most legal, evil thing I could do to him."

#i

thw womens are more dangoures than evils

#e

بنت الخليج · 9 سبتمبر 2004، 22:25

ha ha ha

its not that funny

dont forget you selves

Tenderness · 9 سبتمبر 2004، 23:17

البنات اجمل الكائنات والله

I remember the same woman got back home, and the poor husband wanted to watch thid recorded fotball match

His wife told him that she saw the match earlier and knew the results, he shouted, please please, do not tell the result, let me enjoy it

OK, said the wife, I am not, but you are not going to see any goals

10derness

الشيادي · 10 سبتمبر 2004، 20:56

Tenderness كتب:

البنات اجمل الكائنات والله

I remember the same woman got back home, and the poor husband wanted to watch thid recorded fotball match

His wife told him that she saw the match earlier and knew the results, he shouted, please please, do not tell the result, let me enjoy it

OK, said the wife, I am not, but you are not going to see any goals

10derness

That's another one in women, they can't keep things for long, thier tongues are long

amalsami · 10 سبتمبر 2004، 23:33

Without women food would have been tasteless

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