Ladies...... Enjoy!!!!i
Guys... we're just joking
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When does a man get hurt by your words?
When you hit him with the dictionary...
Why are batteries better than men??
At least batteries have a positive side.
Why is shopping better than men?
If you don't like it, you can take it back!
Men are like animals
messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally
make great pets
What is the difference between garbage and men?
Garbage gets thrown out and stays out!
Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
What is the most intelligent thing a man can say?
.... yes dear.
A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women
at his level of maturity.
That's why he dates someone half his age.
Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man?
He's tan, he's cute, and if he looks at another woman, you
can rearrange his face.
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
Men are like horoscopes....
they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Men are great! Every woman should own one!!!
Source: e-mail.... and REALITY!!!!i
Guys... we're just joking
!!!!iWhen does a man get hurt by your words?
When you hit him with the dictionary...
Why are batteries better than men??
At least batteries have a positive side.
Why is shopping better than men?
If you don't like it, you can take it back!
Men are like animals
messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally
make great pets
What is the difference between garbage and men?
Garbage gets thrown out and stays out!
Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
What is the most intelligent thing a man can say?
.... yes dear.
A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women
at his level of maturity.
That's why he dates someone half his age.
Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man?
He's tan, he's cute, and if he looks at another woman, you
can rearrange his face.
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
Men are like horoscopes....
they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Men are great! Every woman should own one!!!
Source: e-mail.... and REALITY!!!!i
