Jokes

Mrs.Unfaithful · 4 أكتوبر 2004، 13:40

LOL
NaWaR.. hope that wasnt you there!!!!i

One day, a politician was campaigning at a old age retirement home. He went up to a woman and shook her hand and said "Do you know who I am????i

"No," replied the old woman, "but if you go to the front desk, they'll tell you!!!!i

Mrs.Unfaithful · 4 أكتوبر 2004، 13:45

A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach

She commented, "I don't think that's going to help

"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers

Tenderness · 4 أكتوبر 2004، 13:57

Hahahahahahahaha, thanks Mrs., and I suggest you change the title to jokes so we all can add ours

Mrs.Unfaithful · 4 أكتوبر 2004، 14:06

Tenderness كتب:

Hahahahahahahaha, thanks Mrs., and I suggest you change the title to jokes so we all can add ours

Yes, Sir

Tenderness · 4 أكتوبر 2004، 14:16

Mrs.Unfaithful كتب:

Yes, Sir

Who is this? I wonder ~!@q

A: here lies the great honest politician
B: Why do you bury 2 people in one grave
A: we do not Sir
B: you said the honest and politician
A: so
B: how come he was a politician and honest

lol
Excuse me my language is terrible

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 4 أكتوبر 2004، 20:40

LoL that was really funny Mrs Unfaithful.. I hope I dont get to that level of forgetting my name

I dont have any jokes at the moment but surely I will post some as soon as I get any

Thanks

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 4 أكتوبر 2004، 20:42

Tenderness كتب:

Who is this? I wonder

A: here lies the great honest politician
B: Why do you bury 2 people in one grave
A: we do not Sir
B: you said the honest and politician
A: so
B: how come he was a politician and honest

lol
Excuse me my language is terrible

Tenderness, I think someone really enveyed me I can't understand why the joke is funny.. lol this is really funny, it's either me who is really getting so old to understand stuff or the funny parts are not funny enough for me..

Post more jokes Tenderness

Please

Mrs.Unfaithful · 5 أكتوبر 2004، 8:10

Tenderness كتب:

Who is this? I wonder

A: here lies the great honest politician
B: Why do you bury 2 people in one grave
A: we do not Sir
B: you said the honest and politician
A: so
B: how come he was a politician and honest

lol
Excuse me my language is terrible

The first two lines only were funny and enough to get the joke..

The rest spoiled it... hehehe

صادق الاحساس · 5 أكتوبر 2004، 8:20

Mrs.Unfaithful

i liked the first joke too much

thats was cool

thanks dear for that and thanks as well to allow us to see other poeple jokes

wish you all nice day

Mrs.Unfaithful · 5 أكتوبر 2004، 9:22

you're welcome .. Honest
Glad u liked it. and good to see you here again!!!i

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The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change."

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 5 أكتوبر 2004، 9:53

Mrs.Unfaithful كتب:

you're welcome .. Honest
Glad u liked it. and good to see you here again!!!i

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The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change."

LooooooooooooooL thats a very good one.. hahaha

I will never mention the doctor in my will..

Thanks Mrs Unfaithful and by the way, the politician joke thingie, I guess now I get it

Cheers

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 5 أكتوبر 2004، 10:13

A Russian fellow has saved and saved and finally can purchase an automobile. He goes to the state store to order his car and is informed that it will be delivered in ten years. The man then asks:

"Will it be here in the morning or the afternoon?"

"Why are you concerned? It's quite some time from now."

"Because the plumber is coming in the morning."

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 5 أكتوبر 2004، 10:20

Found this one funny as well.. hehe

A Jew & a Chinaman (sigh...) are traveling on a train together. After a while, the Jew stands up, and gives the Chinaman a tremendous slap.

"What are you doing?" says the stricken Chinese.

"That's for Pearl-Harbour" says the Jew.

"But I am Chinese! The Japanese were responsible for that!" says the Chinese.

"Japanese, Chinese--all the same."

They resume their seats. A while passes.

Then the Chinese gets up, and kicks mightily the Jew.

"Hey! what's going on?"

"That's for the Titanic!" says the Chinese.

"But the Titanic was hit by an Iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Weissberg--All the same."

صادق الاحساس · 5 أكتوبر 2004، 12:04

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR

nice one

have you ever · 5 أكتوبر 2004، 12:23

huh huhu huhuh huhuh

nice jokes guys

really funny

i dont remmeber any one right now ...

iam gonna write it when i remmeber ...

see u

Tenderness · 5 أكتوبر 2004، 13:05

#i

hahahahahaha

A: What is green and has 4 wheels
B: A car
A: No
B: What then
A: Grass
B: How come
A: I was kidding about the wheels

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 6 أكتوبر 2004، 2:37

Tenderness كتب:

#i
hahahahahaha

A: What is green and has 4 wheels
B: A car
A: No
B: What then
A: Grass
B: How come
A: I was kidding about the wheels

LoL.. good one
dont have any jokes for now

thanks Tenderness

Tenderness · 6 أكتوبر 2004، 12:31

A little boy and a little girl were

NO, I will think of another, I like being here with you and do not wish to be kicked out

See you later

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 7 أكتوبر 2004، 6:12

Tenderness كتب:

A little boy and a little girl were

NO, I will think of another, I like being here with you and do not wish to be kicked out

See you later

I guess you forgot that you are the moderator here.. lol no one can kick you out unless you kick yourself out.. very funny.. maybe other moderators will do so.. i dont know

Tenderness · 7 أكتوبر 2004، 22:23

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR كتب:

I guess you forgot that you are the moderator here.. lol no one can kick you out unless you kick yourself out.. very funny.. maybe other moderators will do so.. i dont know

Hahahahaha, good one, good little joke eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR

Yes, I am a moderator here, but I am doing nothing more than any of you does and is doing
This is a fact

Tenderness · 7 أكتوبر 2004، 22:29

Wife: What is on TV
Husband: The vase

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 8 أكتوبر 2004، 3:15

Tenderness كتب:

Wife: What is on TV
Husband: The vase

hehe tricky one.. do I have to add a joke in english? I feel like posting an arabic joke.. well I guess I will post it since I feel like it..

لبنانية لما رجعت من الحج سألوها: شو عملتي؟ قالت: اول شي برمنا على الكعبةو بعديها عملنا touch للصخرة السودا و بعديها أخدنا walk بين الصفا و المروة و آخر ايشي ضربنا بـstone هاللي عامل كتير مشاكل مع الله

و سلامتكم

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 8 أكتوبر 2004، 3:25

Tenderness كتب:

Hahahahaha, good one, good little joke eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR

Yes, I am a moderator here, but I am doing nothing more than any of you does and is doing
This is a fact

Well you are a bit different from us since you've got the privilege to do more stuff.. plus you are the best among us in keeping up with the new topics

Good on ya mate

Tenderness · 8 أكتوبر 2004، 5:04

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR كتب:

hehe tricky one.. do I have to add a joke in english? I feel like posting an arabic joke.. well I guess I will post it since I feel like it..

لبنانية لما رجعت من الحج سألوها: شو عملتي؟ قالت: اول شي برمنا على الكعبةو بعديها عملنا touch للصخرة السودا و بعديها أخدنا walk بين الصفا و المروة و آخر ايشي ضربنا بـstone هاللي عامل كتير مشاكل مع الله

و سلامتكم

Hahahaha, funny I heard it 2 days ago
رديت وقلت الحج على الطريقة اللبنانية

ولله في خلقه شؤون

ليس بالضرورة ان تكون النكتة غربية ولتكن عربية اما بالعربية او ترجمتها ان امكن

Ok, I need to go to drink my "I am People" juice

ما عرفتوا صح
يعني اناناس

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 8 أكتوبر 2004، 6:32

Tenderness كتب:

Hahahaha, funny I heard it 2 days ago
رديت وقلت الحج على الطريقة اللبنانية

ولله في خلقه شؤون

ليس بالضرورة ان تكون النكتة غربية ولتكن عربية اما بالعربية او ترجمتها ان امكن

Ok, I need to go to drink my "I am People" juice

ما عرفتوا صح
يعني اناناس

Allahumma la shamatah I didnt mean to make fun of the lebanese people since part of my family is lebanese but I find it cute the way they express doing things.. hehe

When you said I am people juice, I was like: is that a new brand in Oman?? lol but good one really.. but i prefer vimto always and forever, i cant wait for Ramadan because it has a different taste than any other time.. pardon me, im still from the dark age time

Tenderness · 8 أكتوبر 2004، 22:08

Sure eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR, a joke is only a joke, no hard feelings every body

فيمتو فيمتو، شو نقول، عمانية

عماني جلس في لبنلن فترة، ولما رجع اخذ مدامته للبحر، وصار يتغزل، احبك ما ائدر اعيش من غيرك، انتي حياتي وفيمتو عمري
شايفة الامر شو بعيد؟ ردت عليه ايوة شيفاه ولا فاكرني مثل امك عمية

بايخة
غيرها

نقول عماني يالله
عماني ومدامته عالبحر في مسقط، شافوا واحد اجنبي والليدي اللي معه يلعبوا، يركض وراها وتركض وراه ويمسكوا بعض
قالها يالله نلعب مثلهم
هربت منه، وركض وراها وقدر يحصلها في صلالة

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 9 أكتوبر 2004، 8:51

Tenderness كتب:

Sure eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR, a joke is only a joke, no hard feelings every body

فيمتو فيمتو، شو نقول، عمانية

عماني جلس في لبنلن فترة، ولما رجع اخذ مدامته للبحر، وصار يتغزل، احبك ما ائدر اعيش من غيرك، انتي حياتي وفيمتو عمري
شايفة الامر شو بعيد؟ ردت عليه ايوة شيفاه ولا فاكرني مثل امك عمية

بايخة
غيرها

نقول عماني يالله
عماني ومدامته عالبحر في مسقط، شافوا واحد اجنبي والليدي اللي معه يلعبوا، يركض وراها وتركض وراه ويمسكوا بعض
قالها يالله نلعب مثلهم
هربت منه، وركض وراها وقدر يحصلها في صلالة

LoL im alright.. Dunno about others

Hehe I liked the second one, the first one sound better when you say it to someone face to face.. i laughed so much when i first heard the first joke

but honestly the salalah one is a cracker.. I guess she wanted to take the chance and run away from her husband lol

Mrs.Unfaithful · 9 أكتوبر 2004، 10:58

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"i

Another one said, "How do you know?"i

The first inmate said, "Because God told me!"i

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT !!!!i

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 9 أكتوبر 2004، 16:14

Mrs.Unfaithful كتب:

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"i

Another one said, "How do you know?"i

The first inmate said, "Because God told me!"i

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT !!!!i

LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL

soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

hahahahaha

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 9 أكتوبر 2004، 16:22

Top Ten Funniest Newspaper Headlines
1.... "Overeating main cause of obesity"
2.... "Dog kills cat, self"
3.... "Two ships collide. One dead"
4.... "Found -- the gene that causes belief in genetic determinism"
5.... "A congressionally-funded study has determined that many smokers are ignoring the warning labels on cigarette packages."
6.... "Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted"
7.... "Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents"
8.... "Eye Drops Off Shelf"
9.... "Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax"
10.... "Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"

Jokes

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smart fat-man

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