Interview with Sheik Omani, Security Advisor to the Organisation of Islamic Tyrants (OIT)
With some luck, Freevoice managed to track down Sh. Omani who was in Washington recently for a fringe meeting during the inauguration of Bush. Only in a free society we can have this interview without fear of beaten to death by mobs that just happened to disagree with some of the contents of a play.
Sh. Omani was in Washington to meet their U.S. lobbyists too. To delay the organisation's members ouster and to organise safe havens where they can continue to live in luxury. Cuba was reportedly a favorite to be developed into a haven for ex despots, kings, though strong competition is coming from China who is planning to lease many islands off its shore. Anyway, here is the interview.
Freevoice: Sh. Omani, thank you for agreeing to this interview. How is your stay in Washington?
Sh. Omani: You are welcome. I love this place especially New York. The wives can shop till they drop, while I can slip off for a tipple in my favorite bar.
Freevoice: Huh? You are very open. Are you not afraid?
Sh. Omani: Well, from I came from we can do anything while overseas unless it is against the tyrant and his rule or against their approved brand of Islam. Anyway, this will be my last interview in this capacity. By the time you print this, I would be gone. I had leased an island off South China, near Macau where I will retire to immediately after this interview. Great island. Near the casinos and bars of Macau, just a short helicopter hop away.
Freevoice: Oh! what will you do after this? It really has come as a surprised to all of us.
Sh. Omani: Well, I have already amassed my billions and decided to call it a day at OIT. Anyway, with this Bush doctrine, tyrants will be ousted. Just a matter of time, so OIT will shut down and I shall be out of a job. I also need time to write my memoirs. Already secured a $5m advance for it. Quit while the going is good.
Freevoice: So what is the mood of your members?
Sh. Omani: Well, pretty gloomy for those in countries where U.S. has direct or indirect interests. Iranian leaders have already lined up islands and shifting more of their country’s money into Swiss banks, under the name of proxies. They do not wish to make the same mistake like Saddam Hussein. Stupid man.
Freevoice: What about the others, like Saudi Arabia?
Sh. Omani: Well, King Faqh and his merry men are confident that Bush would not risk a regime change there. They are still the Guardian of Islam and the House of God is there. The backlash would be very difficult, if not impossible, for Bush to handle, despite their very superior military technology. Also, there is no Saudi group who can form an alternative government. Not in this century at least. The Sunnis, the majority Muslim sect, would be glad to see the fall of Iran. These two sects are permanent rivals, irreconcilable differences.
Freevoice: So, in SA King Faqh and his family will be there for a long time?
Sh. Omani: Looks like it. Not only that, tyranny there will get worse. They will have to clamp down harder as the dissent from the ground will swell. They see their leaders for selling out to the West. US will be happy to provide them the arms to kill and maim their own people. Good for business, keeps thousands employed in the defense industry.
Freevoice: What about the other M.E. countries?
Sh. Omani: Well, they are not a nuclear threat so they will be pretty much left alone. Apart from Israel, King Faqh’s family will be their proxy to keep the others in line. The Guardian of Islam has a voice and plenty of leverage, mainly because their oil helps to prop up other corrupt tyrants in that region.
Free Voice: Well, Sh. thank you for your time. We will catch up with you again for another interview, huh?
Sh. Omani: Sure, old chap. You can get hold of me in my island or in one of the casinos and bars in Macau. Ta ta, till next time.
January 21, 2005 | Permalink
With some luck, Freevoice managed to track down Sh. Omani who was in Washington recently for a fringe meeting during the inauguration of Bush. Only in a free society we can have this interview without fear of beaten to death by mobs that just happened to disagree with some of the contents of a play.
Sh. Omani was in Washington to meet their U.S. lobbyists too. To delay the organisation's members ouster and to organise safe havens where they can continue to live in luxury. Cuba was reportedly a favorite to be developed into a haven for ex despots, kings, though strong competition is coming from China who is planning to lease many islands off its shore. Anyway, here is the interview.
Freevoice: Sh. Omani, thank you for agreeing to this interview. How is your stay in Washington?
Sh. Omani: You are welcome. I love this place especially New York. The wives can shop till they drop, while I can slip off for a tipple in my favorite bar.
Freevoice: Huh? You are very open. Are you not afraid?
Sh. Omani: Well, from I came from we can do anything while overseas unless it is against the tyrant and his rule or against their approved brand of Islam. Anyway, this will be my last interview in this capacity. By the time you print this, I would be gone. I had leased an island off South China, near Macau where I will retire to immediately after this interview. Great island. Near the casinos and bars of Macau, just a short helicopter hop away.
Freevoice: Oh! what will you do after this? It really has come as a surprised to all of us.
Sh. Omani: Well, I have already amassed my billions and decided to call it a day at OIT. Anyway, with this Bush doctrine, tyrants will be ousted. Just a matter of time, so OIT will shut down and I shall be out of a job. I also need time to write my memoirs. Already secured a $5m advance for it. Quit while the going is good.
Freevoice: So what is the mood of your members?
Sh. Omani: Well, pretty gloomy for those in countries where U.S. has direct or indirect interests. Iranian leaders have already lined up islands and shifting more of their country’s money into Swiss banks, under the name of proxies. They do not wish to make the same mistake like Saddam Hussein. Stupid man.
Freevoice: What about the others, like Saudi Arabia?
Sh. Omani: Well, King Faqh and his merry men are confident that Bush would not risk a regime change there. They are still the Guardian of Islam and the House of God is there. The backlash would be very difficult, if not impossible, for Bush to handle, despite their very superior military technology. Also, there is no Saudi group who can form an alternative government. Not in this century at least. The Sunnis, the majority Muslim sect, would be glad to see the fall of Iran. These two sects are permanent rivals, irreconcilable differences.
Freevoice: So, in SA King Faqh and his family will be there for a long time?
Sh. Omani: Looks like it. Not only that, tyranny there will get worse. They will have to clamp down harder as the dissent from the ground will swell. They see their leaders for selling out to the West. US will be happy to provide them the arms to kill and maim their own people. Good for business, keeps thousands employed in the defense industry.
Freevoice: What about the other M.E. countries?
Sh. Omani: Well, they are not a nuclear threat so they will be pretty much left alone. Apart from Israel, King Faqh’s family will be their proxy to keep the others in line. The Guardian of Islam has a voice and plenty of leverage, mainly because their oil helps to prop up other corrupt tyrants in that region.
Free Voice: Well, Sh. thank you for your time. We will catch up with you again for another interview, huh?
Sh. Omani: Sure, old chap. You can get hold of me in my island or in one of the casinos and bars in Macau. Ta ta, till next time.
January 21, 2005 | Permalink
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