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      Marriage...a Man's Perspective

      I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was... Always.

      I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt.

      Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
      Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

      The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
      I said, "Dust!"

      In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and

      rested. Then God created woman.
      Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

      A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping
      on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in
      four days."
      She looked at him and said, "Man, I wish I had your

      Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
      Two mothers-in-law.

      Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
      doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
      Dad: That happens in every country, son.