Read it it's funnnnny if u can understand it

SaRsOoR · 6 فبراير 2003، 3:54

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, wich was the other possibility. As part of negotiations,her Majesty Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be knows as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). ooo

In the first year "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. ooo

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". this will make words like " fotograf" ( 20 ) per sent shorter. ooo

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent to akurte speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the language is disgrasful, and they would go. ooo

By the forth year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd frome vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. ooo

After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trobls or difikultis and evrivum vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru. ooo

Best Of Wishes: SaRsOoR

The Master · 6 فبراير 2003، 11:56

Thanks dear brother for the nice topic. Although it might seem quite ockward, and regardless how odd it is, Such a plan has been introduced long time ago by a man called Mark Twain. He introduced it in order to improve spelling. Anyway, it was real :Dfun reading this

SaRsOoR · 6 فبراير 2003، 14:57

I hope that u liked it

prince · 7 فبراير 2003، 0:55

hello all,#e
i like it SaRsOoR
i will try to follow some of these rules in order to improve my spelling#i#i
nice comment the master#d
see you later|e|e

Whisper · 8 فبراير 2003، 0:24

Thanks for this topic Sarsooooor

But actually, when i read it first i remember Mark Twain and his rule in Spelling and you can check this one in Learn English room by master

But the last 2 lines in your topic are really funny because it is similar to the indians when they pronouce the words#i

Thanks a lot Sarsoor for sharing us this topic#d

And hope to hear more from u:eek:

See u all
|a$$e|a|$$e

^_MoTiM_^ · 9 فبراير 2003، 11:33

ha ha ha ha ha......laugh out of loud...

i like it too much dear....well maybe when we use this new spelling for english ,it will be more difficult more than it now!!! because we will have to study english from beganing but not in speaking i ment in splling....but anwayZz dear it is too nice topic

with my regards to all ...and by the way Eid_Mubark for all|a$$e|e

SaRsOoR · 9 فبراير 2003، 19:47

sanks for u al

but sour i wil us zis typ of speling

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