!!!!why men dont like questions

Mrs.Unfaithful · 2 أكتوبر 2004، 15:56

WOMAN:What would you do if I died????i
MAN: (start fantasizing about life-insurance money)i
WOMAN: Would you get married again????s
MAN: Definitely not!!!!!i
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married????s
MAN: Of course I do
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry????s
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)i
MAN: (makes audible groan)i
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed????s
MAN: Where else would we sleep????s
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her????s
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs????s
MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - - - i
MAN: Sh&%i

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 3 أكتوبر 2004، 4:05

Mrs.Unfaithful كتب:

WOMAN:What would you do if I died????i
MAN: (start fantasizing about life-insurance money)i
WOMAN: Would you get married again????s
MAN: Definitely not!!!!!i
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married????s
MAN: Of course I do
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry????s
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)i
MAN: (makes audible groan)i
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed????s
MAN: Where else would we sleep????s
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her????s
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs????s
MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - - - i
MAN: Sh&%i

LoL that's a funny one.. but she is smart to get him confess, so thats why they dont like questions.. girls better keep on asking them forever hehe

Thanks Mrs Unfaithful

have you ever · 3 أكتوبر 2004، 10:03

what a smart woman she is

{ان كيدهن عظيم }

men be carefull of this kind of woman

thank you dear

i enjoyed reading this story

Scream · 3 أكتوبر 2004، 14:35

LOL it is really so funny

No wonder why men hate to be asked

when they go outside home

But we will keep asking them, right girls?

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 3 أكتوبر 2004، 17:49

Scream كتب:

LOL it is really so funny

No wonder why men hate to be asked

when they go outside home

But we will keep asking them, right girls?

Right :D!!!!i

Mrs.Unfaithful · 4 أكتوبر 2004، 8:08

have you ever
Glad u liked it

... and why are you advising men to be carefull?? are you advising them to hide thier naughty secrets .. and be carefull?? hehe

Scream & NaWar

Yup, damn right
but not Too much nagging though.. or else he will be immune and it wont work anymore

i

Tenderness · 4 أكتوبر 2004، 12:46

Being a liar, big liar and having bad memory means you are a man

Be Proud
$$-e

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 4 أكتوبر 2004، 20:20

Tenderness كتب:

Being a liar, big liar and having bad memory means you are a man

Be Proud

Since when we feel proud when we are described as liars??

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 4 أكتوبر 2004، 20:34

Mrs.Unfaithful كتب:

have you ever
Glad u liked it ... and why are you advising men to be carefull?? are you advising them to hide thier naughty secrets .. and be carefull?? hehe

Scream & NaWar

Yup, damn right
but not Too much nagging though.. or else he will be immune and it wont work anymore i

No problem Mrs Unfaithful we will be easy on men and give them portions of question each time, perhaps every hour lol

I never liked naggin but I wonder how it feels when doing so and how the other person feels.. lol interesting

Tenderness · 5 أكتوبر 2004، 0:32

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR كتب:

Since when we feel proud when we are described as liars??

I do not really know, or cannot remember rather, in fact it looks as no one has got the records, but I believe it was 2371 B.C

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 5 أكتوبر 2004، 4:42

Tenderness كتب:

I do not really know, or cannot remember rather, in fact it looks as no one has got the records, but I believe it was 2371 B.C

what happened in 2371 BC?? i

Mrs.Unfaithful · 5 أكتوبر 2004، 8:06

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR كتب:

Since when we feel proud when we are described as liars??

lol... NaWar.. well if you were a man.. you'll definately know how to be proud for being a Liar

Apparently they think its an accopmlishment to be a great liar

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 5 أكتوبر 2004، 10:23

Mrs.Unfaithful كتب:

lol... NaWar.. well if you were a man.. you'll definately know how to be proud for being a Liar

Apparently they think its an accopmlishment to be a great liar

well yeah of course that is if Im a MAN

Can't see what's special about it.. oh yeah not liking to be questioned

Tenderness · 5 أكتوبر 2004، 13:09

Mrs.Unfaithful كتب:

lol... NaWar.. well if you were a man.. you'll definately know how to be proud for being a Liar

Apparently they think its an accopmlishment to be a great liar

Sorry Ladies
You have missed it, try later

Tenderness · 5 أكتوبر 2004، 13:13

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR كتب:

what happened in 2371 BC?? i

They discovered the strong relationship between man and lying

n my last post, I meant Try again

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 6 أكتوبر 2004، 2:26

Tenderness كتب:

They discovered the strong relationship between man and lying

n my last post, I meant Try again

LoL not a drama Tenderness, will always find another time to watch it

Im not sorry at all

But

hmmmm what is exactly they have discovered in the relationship between men and lying??i

Tenderness · 6 أكتوبر 2004، 12:50

But

hmmmm what is exactly they have discovered in the relationship between men and lying??i

As stated in paragragh 6.1 page 239 of the great historian Tenden book, it was the woman to blame for making and creating such strong relationship between man and lying. A woman would like to hear everything but the truth, which in turn pushed her fellow man to lie and practice lying to satisfy his other part, the woman

Yallah, open fire
Let me run for cover first
$$-e

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 7 أكتوبر 2004، 6:03

Tenderness كتب:

But

hmmmm what is exactly they have discovered in the relationship between men and lying??i

As stated in paragragh 6.1 page 239 of the great historian Tenden book, it was the woman to blame for making and creating such strong relationship between man and lying. A woman would like to hear everything but the truth, which in turn pushed her fellow man to lie and practice lying to satisfy his other part, the woman

Yallah, open fire
Let me run for cover first

LoL It does make sense but It's not a good enough excuse to make lying as a habit to be proud of especially by men

سحاب الود · 18 نوفمبر 2004، 5:12

OH YA
KNOW WE KNOW

!!!!why men dont like questions

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