Jokes

Tenderness · 5 نوفمبر 2004، 22:51

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR كتب:

Enjoy it boys and girls because Nobody Noticed

I am not surprised at all, this is how it goes in America, and the west in general
No one cares
A good morning and a hand shake every morning proved to be very useful

Mrs.Unfaithful · 6 نوفمبر 2004، 8:08

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR كتب:

Enjoy it boys and girls because Nobody Noticed

lol

miskeen .... after 30 years of working at that firm.. apparently they cant even tell if he is dead or alive!!!!!i

Good moral for the workaholics out there.. e7m... :)i

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 7 نوفمبر 2004، 3:55

Tenderness كتب:

I am not surprised at all, this is how it goes in America, and the west in general
No one cares
A good morning and a hand shake every morning proved to be very useful

At least to check on the person if he is still alive

hmmm what should I do if I have a male colleague and cant hand-shake?? What if I say hello and he doesnt reply. Should I assume that he is dead or at least something wrong with him.. lol

Actually I never thought that it could be useful. Good one

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 7 نوفمبر 2004، 3:57

Mrs.Unfaithful كتب:

lol

miskeen .... after 30 years of working at that firm.. apparently they cant even tell if he is dead or alive!!!!!i

Good moral for the workaholics out there.. e7m... :)i

hmmm workaholics.. nop Im not intending to be one if it is going to kill me.. i almost died couple of weeks ago.. lol

Tenderness · 7 نوفمبر 2004، 23:39

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR كتب:

At least to check on the person if he is still alive hmmm what should I do if I have a male colleague and cant hand-shake?? What if I say hello and he doesnt reply. Should I assume that he is dead or at least something wrong with him.. lol

Actually I never thought that it could be useful. Good one

Do not worry at all, once a colleague is from the opposite sex then his/her eyes will tell all, tell he/she is fine and a live

To tell you the truth it happened once with me, but I knew they were well and a live before even entering the room, I could smell the fancy perfume that cannot be but few minutes old from a mile

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 8 نوفمبر 2004، 7:26

Tenderness كتب:

Do not worry at all, once a colleague is from the opposite sex then his/her eyes will tell all, tell he/she is fine and a live

To tell you the truth it happened once with me, but I knew they were well and a live before even entering the room, I could smell the fancy perfume that cannot be but few minutes old from a mile

LoL then I'll make sure to say hello and try to cover my nose so that i dont have to smell all types of perfumes.. man I'll faint if that happened and i wont be able to enter that place ever again

Mrs.Unfaithful · 8 نوفمبر 2004، 13:05

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR كتب:

LoL then I'll make sure to say hello and try to cover my nose so that i dont have to smell all types of perfumes.. man I'll faint if that happened and i wont be able to enter that place ever again

loool NaWar
would your faint from the smell of perfume be a good faint or a bad faint??s

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 10 نوفمبر 2004، 15:41

Mrs.Unfaithful كتب:

loool NaWar
would your faint from the smell of perfume be a good faint or a bad faint??s

Certainly a bad one Mrs Unfaithful.. Unless it's a nice and quiet smell.. I hate women putting perfume and everyone walking in that corridor is able to smell.. thats when the nice smell of the perfumes fade away, because mentally i cant accept that it is nice

Tenderness · 10 نوفمبر 2004، 16:37

Hey, we are talking about the poor old man not perfumes

intoo shoo ma sadaqtoo

Perfumes, hellos, hadnshakes.............no problem as lonfg as they are alive

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 11 نوفمبر 2004، 4:58

Tenderness كتب:

Hey, we are talking about the poor old man not perfumes

intoo shoo ma sadaqtoo

Perfumes, hellos, hadnshakes.............no problem as lonfg as they are alive

well as you said.. as long as they are alive.. plus we didnt go that far anyway

Cheers

Mrs.Unfaithful · 4 ديسمبر 2004، 14:09

A man spoke frantically into the phone:
My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"ooo
Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked oooo
No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"oo

eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR · 4 ديسمبر 2004، 14:56

Mrs.Unfaithful كتب:

A man spoke frantically into the phone:
My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"ooo
Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked oooo
No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"oo

LoL poor operator.. he must have got confused when he knew that it is her husband

Cheers

Tenderness · 5 ديسمبر 2004، 0:30

Hahahahahaha
I believe the operator read the topic how to make a woman happy and thought the man on the other side is the child, or making him a child to please her woman

very sensible

oh well

Mrs.Unfaithful · 13 أبريل 2005، 15:26

...........here is a joke, since this forum is kinda dead lately

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life???s

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you????s

"Twenty-six," he said

Tenderness · 18 أبريل 2005، 0:15

#i

Here is a dirty one, well, dirty but innocent
Who said that
Well

If kicked I will come back under the name Tenderness Apologizes

A little boy and agirl were having a bath when the little girl started splashing the boy with water
The Boy: Hey, If you do not stop it I am gonna "duck" you
The Girl: Come on, you do not even know how to say it

Mrs.Unfaithful · 19 أبريل 2005، 9:38

Tenderness كتب:

#i

Here is a dirty one, well, dirty but innocent
Who said that
Well

If kicked I will come back under the name Tenderness Apologizes

A little boy and agirl were having a bath when the little girl started splashing the boy with water
The Boy: Hey, If you do not stop it I am gonna "duck" you
The Girl: Come on, you do not even know how to say it

???where is the dirty part

i wouldnt be surprised if this conversation ACTUALLy happened between two kids these days

Today's kids could get freaky.. sometimes

here is one

A drunken man staggered in to a Catholic church and sat down in a confession box, saying nothing

The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing

The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak

Finally, the drunk replied, "No use knockin', mate, there's no paper in this one either

Tenderness · 19 أبريل 2005، 13:51

???where is the dirty part

i wouldnt be surprised if this conversation ACTUALLy happened between two kids these days

#i
Sorry, I forgot to mention it all happened 28years ago

Mrs.Unfaithful · 19 أبريل 2005، 14:47

Tenderness كتب:

???where is the dirty part

i wouldnt be surprised if this conversation ACTUALLy happened between two kids these days

#i
Sorry, I forgot to mention it all happened 28years ago

????Oh.. you mean YOU were the little boy

R.E · 19 أبريل 2005، 18:54

hahaha...

oh my god...

hahaha

thankx for making me laugh

Tenderness · 19 أبريل 2005، 22:57

Mrs.Unfaithful كتب:

????Oh.. you mean YOU were the little boy

#i
I swear I expected this from you Mrs.Unfaithful, but NO, I was not the little boy

I was the little girl

#i

Mrs.Unfaithful · 20 أبريل 2005، 8:37

Tenderness كتب:

#i
I swear I expected this from you Mrs.Unfaithful, but NO, I was not the little boy

I was the little girl

#i

مدينة الحب · 27 أبريل 2005، 19:04

this one joke

"Abu Abed Telling Abu Steif Wife about her husband accident"

Abu Steif passed away in a car accident.. His friend didn't know how to tell his wife so they went to Abu Abed and asked him how to tell her?

Abu Abed: Don't worry .... Just follow me !

Abu Abed went to Abu Steif house and knocked on the door. His wife Em Steif answered : Who is this ?

Abu Abed : It is me Abu Abed

Em Steif : What do you want Abu Abed..?

Abu Abed: I just wanted to tell you that you husband Abu Steif is married to another woman...!

Em Steif : What ...? He is married to another woman ! I hope he comes back home carried on a stretcher !

Abu Abed: Ok guys... Now you can bring him in ...!

h h h h h h

الحزينه السعيده · 27 أبريل 2005، 21:59

Ok here is 1 that i liked :

a man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If
you don't promise to send us $100, 000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife."
The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope
you will keep yours."

HE HE HE DONT SAY IT'S NOT NICE
>

Tenderness · 27 أبريل 2005، 23:03

I liked them both
Thank you both
مدينة الحب
الحزينة السعيدة

A father and his son on a plane
Son: Father father
Father: Yes son
Son: the plane is to explode
Father: Let it be, it is not ours

مدينة الحب · 29 أبريل 2005، 14:34

oh tenderness your joke very nice

thank you

Mrs.Unfaithful · 30 أبريل 2005، 12:16

...LOL...Cool ones..... i liked them all

:here is one

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us

Tenderness · 30 أبريل 2005، 13:50

Mrs.Unfaithful كتب:

...LOL...Cool ones..... i liked them all

:here is one

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us

#i
Oh yes, THREE PLUS that is

seebawi · 12 يونيو 2005، 13:03

Good one ;)

A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The
doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've
got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant &
delivered a child. What is your opinion about that,
Doc?" the old man asked.

The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let
me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He
never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's
in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So
he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly
he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He
raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and
squeezes the handle.

BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."

"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief.
Someone else must have shot that lion."

"Exactly"... Said the Doc.

#i

Tenderness · 12 يونيو 2005، 13:14

:)
Good one seebawi

reminds me with a similar one, but too shy to say it

seebawi · 12 يونيو 2005، 13:16

don't be silly.. comeon man just write it down :P

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