I cannot
Mother is watching me
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Jokes
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I cannot
Mother is watching me
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well, ok as u like bro
تتعب لو معاي تلعب $$g -
have a good laugh..
Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years.
After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had
to go to the rest room.
The ones who stayed behind began to talk about
their kids and their successes.
The first guy says:
I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy.
He started working at a very successful company at
the bottom of the barrel.
He studied Economics and Business Administration
soon he was promoted and began to climb the corporate
ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is the
president of the company.
He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top
of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.
The second guy says:
Damn, that's terrific!! My son is also my pride and joy,
I am very proud of him.
He started working at a traveling agency for a very big
airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and
also manage to become a partner in the company where he
now owns the majority of the assets.
He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand
new jet for his birthday.
The third guy says:
Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is also my pride
and joy and he is also very rich.
He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer.
He started his own construction company and became very
successful and a multimillionaire.
He also gave away some thing very nice and expensive to his
best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansion
especially for his friend.
The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the
successes of theirs so
The forth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and
asked: What's going on, what are all the congratulations for?
One of the three said:
We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of
our sons.
And then he asked, What about your son?
The forth man replied:
My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at
a nightclub.
The three friends said:
What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment
you must feel.
The forth man replied:
No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just
as well, he is my pride and joy.
And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just
passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft
mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benzfrom his three boyfriends -
There was three guys their name were Shut up, Trouble & Maners One day trouble got lost, Shut up and Maners went to the police to find Trouble. Maners stayed out side & Shut up went in. The police officer asked shut up "what 's your name"? He said shut up". The police officer asked one last time "what is your name"? He said "shut up". The police officer said "Do you have any maners"? Shut up said "he's out side". then the police officer said "are you looking for trouble"? He said "yes, have you seen "him
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thanks alot brother
it's really so funny -
An arabian....an english man and an indian were on the plane......the capatin said the plane is too heavy each one of u has to throw something........The english man threw bottels of beer when asked why he said "We have a lot of beer at home".....the indian threw cigarettes when asked why he said " we have alot of it at home".......the arabian threw the indian and said we have alot of them at home too. "
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Bint Ilnas:rolleyes:
nice one
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whats wrong
no more jokes!!!~!@q -
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number.
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she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it "said"concentrate."
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she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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she tried to drown a fish.
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she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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she tripped over a cordless phone.
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she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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she asked for a pric! e check at the Dollar Store.
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she studied for a blood test.
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she
thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
moved.
~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
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when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home. -
eL3aJoOoZ_NaWaR كتب:
Found this one funny as well.. hehe
A Jew & a Chinaman (sigh...) are traveling on a train together. After a while, the Jew stands up, and gives the Chinaman a tremendous slap.
"What are you doing?" says the stricken Chinese.
"That's for Pearl-Harbour" says the Jew.
"But I am Chinese! The Japanese were responsible for that!" says the Chinese.
"Japanese, Chinese--all the same."
They resume their seats. A while passes.
Then the Chinese gets up, and kicks mightily the Jew.
"Hey! what's going on?"
"That's for the Titanic!" says the Chinese.
"But the Titanic was hit by an Iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Weissberg--All the same."
nice one ............................. thank you -
Tenderness كتب:
Hahahaha, funny I heard it 2 days ago
رديت وقلت الحج على الطريقة اللبنانية
ولله في خلقه شؤون
ليس بالضرورة ان تكون النكتة غربية ولتكن عربية اما بالعربية او ترجمتها ان امكن
Ok, I need to go to drink my "I am People" juice
ما عرفتوا صح
يعني اناناس
good one too ............................... -
Tenderness كتب:
واحدة زوجها اختفى...................... اكيد من عمايلها
المهم
راحت الشرطة مع ابنها يسألوا عنه وتبلغ
الشرطة وروها شوية صور
مرت صورة زوجها
الولد قال لامه، هذا والدي
قالت له اسكت اسكت
عسى يعطونا واحد غيره
here is he stronget one .......................... thanks -
A fortune teller came to the former prisedent of Iraq SADDAM HUSSEIN (during his governoring and before he felt down) ,................... the fortune teller told him that he will be killed by a person whose the first letter of his name is (T)................ at that time Saddam Hussein angerly looked at Tariq Aziz (the prime minister ) and Taha Yaseen Ramaddan ( a minister) ................................but Izzat Dori ( Saddams assistant) , was afraid too and his face became pale, ..................Saddam said: why are you afraid??? !!! your first letter is not (T) ................Izzat Dori answered: But Sir you usually call me Tarttoor .
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loool
NICE
thank u dear
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ha ha ha
nice one
welldone -
قلعة اربيل كتب:
A fortune teller came to the former prisedent of Iraq SADDAM HUSSEIN (during his governoring and before he felt down) ,................... the fortune teller told him that he will be killed by a person whose the first letter of his name is (T)................ at that time Saddam Hussein angerly looked at Tariq Aziz (the prime minister ) and Taha Yaseen Ramaddan ( a minister) ................................but Izzat Dori ( Saddams assistant) , was afraid too and his face became pale, ..................Saddam said: why are you afraid??? !!! your first letter is not (T) ................Izzat Dori answered: But Sir you usually call me Tarttoor .
new one
#i hahahahahhah
thanx
#eأنت اليوم حيث أتت أفكارك وستكون غدا حيث تأخذك أفكارك -
Hellow
~!@q whats wrong
any new jokes?
i dont have any new jokes
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Nice Jokes
Thanx alot
continue plz
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